Lauren Jauregui Allegedly Said Being in 5H Is Like Being a “Literal Slave”
Yesterday was a bleak day for Fifth Harmony fans.
Camilla Cabello quit the band (possibly at Taylor Swift’s behest) and then an audio file got leaked, and subsequently went viral, of a woman believed to be Lauren Jauregui — the same Fifth Harmony member who got busted for trying to smuggle weed onto an airplane — complaining that being in Fifth Harmony is like being a “literal slave.”
“They’re making decisions on a regular basis to fuck us over! To make us literal slaves! Literally slaves, Ally,” the woman who’s supposedly Lauren complains to a woman who’s supposedly her bandmate, Ally Hernandez. “We’re doing fucking labor every day and we see nothing!”
“I know, I know,” Ally responds.
“To fuck us over to make us literally slaves literally slaves ally we’re doing fucking labor everyday and we see nothing” pic.twitter.com/o0THFLzhjg
— amanda (@camallystan) December 19, 2016
Now, to be fair we all say things we don’t mean when we think nobody’s listening, but come on girl.
Being in Fifth Harmony is like being a “literal slave”? I don’t think so.
And even though you may feel like Simon Cowell is overworking you and beating you into submission purely to make himself a profit, it’s just not even remotely the same thing.
Girl, it’s time to get your head in the game.
After all, Destiny’s Child ended up as a trio for a reason.
Watch your back, girl, and honestly, learn how to smuggle your weed onto airplanes like a real stoner.
You’re an embarrassment to the rest of us.