Kim Kardashian Just Announced a Secret New Project Via Butt Selfie
Breaking news: Kim Kardashian just announced a secret new project on Instagram that seems to have nothing to do with her trying to make wearing bike shorts with heels a thing.
But it does have to do with butts. Specifically Kim’s own Internet-breaking butt.
In the words of my butt-loving boyfriend, “OH DAMN, GOOD MORNING, KIM.”
Judging from the tags on Kim’s early morning belfie, the secret project was shot by fashion photographers Mert Atlas and Mac Piggott, the former of whom shared his own teaser for the secret project on his Instagram minutes before Kim did.
GUESS WHO 😈 #secretproject 😈 coming soon ‘ #mertandmarcus
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Obviously it doesn’t take a highly qualified professional such as myself to deduce that the secret project will consist of a handful of tasteful black and white nudes of Kim’s sexy, post-baby weight body.
Unless they were taken before Kim’s second pregnancy, in which case the photos will showcase Kim’s sexy, pre-baby body.
Either way, we’re sure the photo spread will launch countless thinkpieces on how Kim Kardashian is the body positive feminist icon we need in the Instagram era.
We’re also pretty positive that Chloe Grace Moretz is gonna hate it.
Oh well, you win some you lose some, right?