Recently, Khloé Kardashian got herself a brand new boyfriend.
His name is who cares, his occupation is athlete, and his ex-girlfriend may or may not currently be pregnant with his baby.
Not that Khloé cares about any of that though, because she’s finally found a man who’ll take cheesy Instagram pictures of their matching his and her diamond rings, and that’s what really matters in life.
While some people are wasting their time acting concerned that Khlo$ seems to have learned nothing from Kim’s robbery, to them I say, hush your yapping.
On a way lesser degree, wouldn’t Khloé not posting pictures of her conspicuous consumption be like giving into terrorism anyway?
Or is it just smart?
Whatever.
It’s only a matter of time before something bad happens to Khlo, like her contour waistband denim line folds or Anna Wintour makes a decree that visible camel toes = death, or something.
Let’s just let her be happy for a second.
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