Jessica Biel Says She Eats Sausage In the Shower Sometimes
She’s basically goals.
Everybody knows it.
But Jessica Biel had a dream that she too could be goals because unbeknownst to the world, sometimes, she liked to eat sausage in the shower. And she decided to share this dream on Twitter.
“Yes. I eat in the shower. I admit it,” Jessica began, performing the verbal equivalent of a real housewife blowing on her freshly done nails before using her other hand to reach for her glass of Pinot Grigio.
And then, she went in for the kicker, “chicken apple sausage and espresso.”
You know, that real, authentic kind of country sausage.
The kind you can only find on boys who come from Tennessee, if you catch my drift.
“Try it. I dare you,” Jessica coos. “#ShowerEats.”
— Jessica Biel (@JessicaBiel) September 30, 2016
Oooh Jessica, we didn’t know you had it in you, girl.
[H/T The Cut]