Jessica Biel Says She Eats Sausage In the Shower Sometimes
Sheâ€™s basically goals.
Everybody knows it.
But Jessica Biel had a dream that she too could be goals because unbeknownst to the world, sometimes, she liked to eat sausage in the shower. And she decided to share this dream on Twitter.
â€œYes. I eat in the shower. I admit it,â€ JessicaÂ began, performing the verbal equivalent of a real housewife blowing on her freshly done nails before using her other hand to reach for her glass of Pinot Grigio.
And then, she went in for the kicker, â€œchicken apple sausage and espresso.â€
You know, that real, authentic kind of country sausage.
The kind you can only find on boys who come from Tennessee, if you catch my drift.
â€œTry it. I dare you,” JessicaÂ coos. “#ShowerEats.â€
â€” Jessica Biel (@JessicaBiel) September 30, 2016
Oooh Jessica, we didn’t know you had it in you, girl.
[H/T The Cut]