Drake Is Opening Up a Very Classy Strip Club In Houston
ICYMI, Drake loves strip clubs. And strippers. Mostly strippers.
While it’s obviously super unexpected that any straight male would ever admit to loving the experience of being in a dark room where women take their clothes off without you having to put in almost any effort at all, Drake takes stripper appreciation to a whole new level.
His girlfriend Rihnana also loves strip clubs.
Obviously, it was only a matter of time before Drake did the Drake thing and opened up a strip club of his own in Houston, one of the strip club capitals of the country.
Only because it’s Drake, it’s not going to be a seedy strip club, it’s going to be a classy one called The Ballet where “the women are on a pedestal and the surroundings are unforgettable.”
“It’s not about no strip club shit,” Drake explained to a crowd of hyped up stans during the end of his annual Houston Appreciation Week. “It’s about these amazing women that we’ve got in one spot, this music we’ve got, this Houston culture that we got. And I just wanna let you know that, me, I’m going to bring it to you in the most honest and genuine way possible.”
— Word On Road (@WordOnRd) September 6, 2016
Of course you are, Champagne Papi.
We never doubted your sincerity in opening up a strip club for a second.