Drake Is Opening Up a Very Classy Strip Club In Houston â€¨
ICYMI, Drake loves strip clubs. And strippers. Mostly strippers.
While it’s obviously super unexpectedÂ that any straight male would ever admit to loving the experience of being in a dark room where women take their clothes off without you having to put in almost any effort at all, Drake takes stripper appreciation to a whole new level.
His girlfriend Rihnana also loves strip clubs.
Obviously, it was only a matter of time before Drake did the Drake thing and opened up a strip club of his own in Houston, one of the strip club capitals of the country.
Only because itâ€™s Drake, itâ€™s not going to be a seedy strip club, itâ€™s going to be a classy one called The Ballet where “the women are on a pedestal and the surroundings are unforgettable.”
â€œItâ€™s not about no strip club shit,â€ Drake explained to a crowd of hyped up stans during the end of his annual Houston Appreciation Week. â€œItâ€™s about these amazing women that weâ€™ve got in one spot, this music weâ€™ve got, this Houston culture that we got. And I just wanna let you know that, me, Iâ€™m going to bring it to you in the most honest and genuine way possible.â€
â€” Word On Road (@WordOnRd) September 6, 2016
Of course you are, Champagne Papi.Â
We never doubted your sincerity in opening up a strip club for a second. Â