Calvin Harris Is Most Likely About to Release A Song About T Swift Cheating
Calvin Harris has been taking his breakup with Taylor Swift kind of hard.
First he deleted all their pictures together, then he made a statement about how he only wanted to date non-famous, super curvy Latinas, and now he’s allegedly about to drop a diss track about how T Swift cheated on him with Tom Hiddleston.
Can you tell he’s not bitter at all?
Here’s what we know:
Calvin Harris and some soul singer named Tom Newman are releasing a new song tomorrow called “Ole.”
They’ve both confirmed this on Instagram and Twitter, so this part of the rumor is a certified fact.
Can’t wait for this !!! https://t.co/mBltRJid58
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 6, 2016
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Here’s what we think we know:
The song is secretly a diss track about T Swift, written from the perspective of Tom Hiddleston, or at least that’s what some inside source who couldn’t possibly be Calvin Harris himself told TMZ.
Sample lyrics allegedly include:
“I see online that you begun to be a good girl and take trips with your boyfriend / Being attentive, continue to pretend.”
“You’ve hidden my name in your phone so you can call me to tell me you’ve been going through hell / left him alone and you booked a hotel.”
“Low key, you won’t tell none of your friends about me.”
For all you non-nerds out there, this is a thinly-veiled reference to Tom Hiddleston’s role in Thor as a pale, long-haired villain named Lowki.
I never thought I’d actually say this, but I’m genuinely excited for a Calvin Harris track about being a side dude to be released.
Fingers crossed “Ole” is as juicy as we’ve been led to believe.
Plz Calvin, don’t let us down.