Calvin Harris Is Most Likely About to Release A Song About T Swift Cheating

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Calvin Harris has been taking his breakup with Taylor Swift kind of hard.

First he deleted all their pictures together, then he made a statement about how he only wanted to date non-famous, super curvy Latinas, and now he’s allegedly about to drop a diss track about how T Swift cheated on him with Tom Hiddleston.

Can you tell he’s not bitter at all?

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Or sad, don’t forget I’m also not sad at all. This tear is just for show.

Here’s what we know:

Calvin Harris and some soul singer named Tom Newman are releasing a new song tomorrow called “Ole.”

They’ve both confirmed this on Instagram and Twitter, so this part of the rumor is a certified fact.

New music coming Friday…. Follow me on @spotify to hear Olé first http://po.st/JNSpotify

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Here’s what we think we know:

The song is secretly a diss track about T Swift, written from the perspective of Tom Hiddleston, or at least that’s what some inside source who couldn’t possibly be Calvin Harris himself told TMZ.

Sample lyrics allegedly include:

“I see online that you begun to be a good girl and take trips with your boyfriend / Being attentive, continue to pretend.”

and

“You’ve hidden my name in your phone so you can call me to tell me you’ve been going through hell / left him alone and you booked a hotel.”

and

“Low key, you won’t tell none of your friends about me.”

For all you non-nerds out there, this is a thinly-veiled reference to Tom Hiddleston’s role in Thor as a pale, long-haired villain named Lowki.

I never thought I’d actually say this, but I’m genuinely excited for a Calvin Harris track about being a side dude to be released.

Fingers crossed “Ole” is as juicy as we’ve been led to believe.

Plz Calvin, don’t let us down.

[H/T TMZ]

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