Calvin Harris Looks Emo AF In His New Music Video With Rihanna
Well, we should have seen this coming.
At midnight today, Calvin Harris and Rihanna released their music video for “This Is What You Came For,” and Calvin Harris looks moody AF in it.
Not to be bitches about it or anything, but we’re pretty disappointed that Calvin couldn’t muster up even a little enthusiasm during the video, seeing as Rihanna somehow found a way to make an glittery onesie that fits her about as well as a burlap sack look sexy, which is about as magical as it gets.
But no, while Calvin should have been celebrating, instead he was hiding in the shadows, too ashamed to show his face in light of all the recent developments between his ex and her new older, also part Scottish boo Tommy Boy.
Here’s Calvin hiding in green shadows:
Here’s Calvin hiding in blue shadows:
And here’s Calvin hiding in a car, which is even more ominous seeing a he just got in a massive car crash and all:
Don’t worry bb, the first couple of weeks are the hardest.
Just next time you make a video with Rihanna, try not to waste it by being a moody cat, kay?