Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Spotted Leaving On A Jet After Steamy Staged Kiss
Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston may have staged their steamy kiss in Rhode Island, but that didn’t stop Taylor from whisking Tom off to an unknown destination on her very real private jet yesterday afternoon.
Here’s Tay Tay getting on the plane, beckoning Tommy Boy to let her take him to places they won’t be found.
Here’s Tom considering Taylor’s offer, wondering just how far he’s willing to go to taste the sweetness of the peroxide pop princess’s lips:
And here’s Tom coming to his conclusion, which is YOLO.
Now, basically Taylor and Tom have two options here.
#1: Never be seen in public again
#2: Let Taylor’s private jet continue to take them to random places all over the world, forcing Calvin Harris to make countless passive aggressive statements in the future
Obviously, we’re hoping Taylor and Tom go with the second option.
Just think of all the random places they could turn up in next!
Watch out world, Tay Tay and Tommy Boy are coming for you.
[H/T The Daily Mail]