Here’s the Blac Chyna Delivery Room Mannequin Challenge You Never Wanted
The idea of the mannequin challenge is kind of boring, but also mesmerizing to the point where we just canâ€™t get enough of them, so it was only a matter of time before one of the Kardashians got around to making one.
Yesterday, it was Blac Chyna, giving us all a preview of the birthing experience that will soon be broadcast on a TV near you.
Rob was there, kneeling by the foot of Chynaâ€™s vag while Kris was standing over Chynaâ€™s shoulder, finger in her mouth, willing on the madness; and at the center of it all was Chyna, legs open, hospital gown barely covering her nether regions, frozen in a tableaux of the worst pain a woman will ever experience in her life, all to the dulcet sounds of MikeWillMadeIt.
Congratulations, you guys.
The news of Dreamâ€™s birth may not have been quite the headline maker you wanted, but at least you hit this one out of the park.