7 Famous F*ckboys Who Got Caught Banging the Nanny

Whenever the news gets out that yet another celebrity dude has gone ahead and fucked the nanny, it makes me sad.

Not because it proves that love is dead or that all men are pigs or anything, but because it means that yet another good guy has turned into a cliche.

Also, it’s unbelievably lazy.

These are, for the most part, very hot men.

They could be getting ass ANYWHERE and yet they’re too lazy to leave their house and put on pants, instead going after the option that requires literally zero effort.

Honestly, it’s surprising that so many nannies are chill with this.

Anyway, here’s a list of 7 celebrity dudes who got caught banging the nanny and lived to see their lives turn into a cautionary tale.

1. Ben Affleck

In 2015, after ten years of marriage, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck announced that they were getting a divorce.


Because Ben Affleck probably fucked their nanny, or at least was having the kind of emotional affair where you hang out all the time and talk about all the feelings you have for each other, which is almost worse.

To this day, Ben denies that anything ever went on between them and his divorce with Jennifer has since been called off, but you tell me — would you go through the rigamarole of divorce press tour like Jen did if you hadn’t caught your husband red-handed?

Nah dogg.

He did it.

2. Jude Law

Things were looking great for Jude Law in the early 2000s, until he got caught cheating on his girlfriend Sienna Miller with the nanny who’d been looking after his three children from a previous marriage.


He issued a public apology, but it wasn’t enough to make Sienna forgive him. They broke up shortly after that.

3. Ethan Hawke

Although Ethan Hawke denies that he ever hooked up with the nanny while married to Uma Thurman, seeing as how he ended up marrying the nanny in 2008, I think we can all agree that somebody’s a pretty little liar.

4. Mick Jagger

To be honest, who hasn’t Mick Jagger fucked?

The man has reportedly slept with over 4,000 women. He’s such a fuckboy I can’t believe we didn’t think to include him in our Fuckboy Olympics.

Still, that doesn’t excuse him from cheating on his fox of a wife Jerry Hall with the nanny.

She deserved better.

Although $20 says she wasn’t surprised when she found out.

5. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold is in a league of his own because not only did he fuck the housekeeper behind his wife’s back, but he had a child with her and kept it a secret from his entire family until 2011, when the child started looking a lot like him and people started asking questions.


6. Gavin Rossdale

Gavin Rossdale had it all. A hot wife, a floundering career, and an adorable family of boys with names that only a celebrity could think of.

Then in 2015 he was a idiot, left his phone where his wife could see it, and she saw some text messages that proved her husband was cheating on her with the nanny.

And had been for three years.

Now he just has a floundering career and Gwen Stefani has been forced to start dating a man who’s afraid to show his nipples in public.

This is one of the sadder stories out there.

7. Jon Gosselin

Jon Gosselin famously had a shit ton of children with his wife and used that intrigue to become a reality TV star. Then he had to go and ruin it by allegedly fucking the babysitter, and some rando he met at a bar, and now nobody remembers who the hell he is.

Let these men be a lesson to you all.

Banging the nanny will never bring you anything but loss.

Luckily, you’re a man so the media will forgive you in four five seconds, but we at Galore never will, and that has to mean something.

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