If you’re sick of seeing emojis everywhere, from stuffed animals on the Jersey Shore boardwalk to the logo on your girlfriend’s panties, you’re probably thinking that emojis can go fuck themselves.
But emojis aren’t going to fuck themselves, instead, they’re going to fuck you. Or, at least the eggplant emoji is.
Seriously, although we personally think that the champagne emoji is way sexier than the eggplant emoji, the eggplant emoji’s recent transformation into a vibrator seems to solidify its sex status symbol.
The eggplant emoji vibrator, otherwise known as the emojibator, has it’s own website, which leads us to wonder if two random college kids randomly put their life savings into funding this emoji sex toy, or if it’s linked to a bigger manufacturer somehow.
Emojibator
Regardless, this could make a great gag gift for your one friend who loves dick as much as she loves sexting and meeting randos off Tinder. Or, you could spend the $32 on a vibrator that doesn’t remind you of Instagram DMs from creepy randos.
Image via Emojibator
About The Author: Ashley Uzer
Ashley Uzer is an East Coast girl who dreams of fried chicken and an endless supply of stilettos. Follow Ashley on Instagram and Twitter.
Lali is the Latin triple threat we always dreamt about. Singer, actress, and dancer Lali is a EDM hip hop latin artist who is taking the world by storm. Whether she is collaborating on new releases or acting, she is passionate about the work she produces. Our newest Latin Cover Girl is gushing about her
It’s 2019 ya’ll, and we just caught up with one of the biggest names in sex work to make damn sure we’re keeping things nice and progressive… The human race spends an enormous amount of time thinking about sex, having sex, trying to get laid, trying to look sexy, the list goes on — it’s
Having released her latest album at the top of 2018, singer Kimbra is finally back touring and spared a moment to sit and talk with us about the album, female friendships, anxiety, and being human. Check out our interview and exclusive photos below! This tour is a lot more intimate for you, why did
At only the age of 15, Bhad Bhabie is climbing the charts and making a name for herself. Debuting her mixtape “15” in 2018 and releasing her latest track, Babyface Savage featuring artist Tory Lanez, Bhad Bhabie is only at the beginning of her growing career. After gaining notoriety in 2016, she has been featured
