If you’re sick of seeing emojis everywhere, from stuffed animals on the Jersey Shore boardwalk to the logo on your girlfriend’s panties, you’re probably thinking that emojis can go fuck themselves.
But emojis aren’t going to fuck themselves, instead, they’re going to fuck you. Or, at least the eggplant emoji is.
Seriously, although we personally think that the champagne emoji is way sexier than the eggplant emoji, the eggplant emoji’s recent transformation into a vibrator seems to solidify its sex status symbol.
The eggplant emoji vibrator, otherwise known as the emojibator, has it’s own website, which leads us to wonder if two random college kids randomly put their life savings into funding this emoji sex toy, or if it’s linked to a bigger manufacturer somehow.
Emojibator
Regardless, this could make a great gag gift for your one friend who loves dick as much as she loves sexting and meeting randos off Tinder. Or, you could spend the $32 on a vibrator that doesn’t remind you of Instagram DMs from creepy randos.
Image via Emojibator
About The Author: Ashley Uzer
Ashley Uzer is an LA-based writer who covers dating, fashion, beauty, culture, + more. Follow Ashley on Instagram and Twitter.
Here at Galore, as much as we pretend to love juice cleanses, Beyonce-inspired plant-based bites, and eating like “that girl,” we also can’t deny that we love a good fast food feast. We also love NTWRK (we had a whole rowdy Coachella party with them, ICYMI). So when we found out that NTWRK is hosting
Are you having Coachella FOMO after seeing a zillion selfies of babes in front of a ferris wheel? You’re not alone. Here’s what went down at our party last weekend to kick off Coachella weekend one. The Galore x NTWRK Ranch, hosted by Tyga and Chloe Cherry, started things off with a rowdy rodeo bang
Multi-platinum Grammy-nominated artist and entrepreneur, Tyga continues to maintain his position at the forefront of the music and entertainment industry. Since breaking out into the scene in early 2008, Tyga has continued to expand his portfolio and cultural influence in nearly every facet of the mainstream media. Racking up multiple accolades and certifications throughout his illustrious career, including the quadruple-platinum
On their highly-anticipated debut album Cinema, The Marías provide listeners an escape into a dynamic world that is alluring and mysterious while equally charming and inviting. In dreaming up their first full-length, frontwoman María Zardoya and multi-instrumentalist producer Josh Conway mined inspiration from such hyper-imaginative filmmakers as Pedro Almodóvar, achieving an untamed emotionality that acutely
![emojibator_eggplant_galore](data:image/svg+xml;utf8,<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="1024" height="576"><rect width="100%" height="100%"><animate attributeName="fill" values="rgba(153,153,153,0.5);rgba(153,153,153,0.1);rgba(153,153,153,0.5)" dur="2s" repeatCount="indefinite" /></rect></svg>)
![](data:image/svg+xml;utf8,<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="1600" height="1600"><rect width="100%" height="100%"><animate attributeName="fill" values="rgba(153,153,153,0.5);rgba(153,153,153,0.1);rgba(153,153,153,0.5)" dur="2s" repeatCount="indefinite" /></rect></svg>)
