The Longest Lasting Lipsticks for Chic Stoners
Picture this: your crush invites you over to smoke. You put on a sexy but chill outfit and apply your nude lippie, then you head on over and get ready to get stoned and sensual. But there’s one problem: as soon as you take a hit, an awkward brown stain from your lipstick gets on the piece. Woops?
It’s tough being a chic stoner out here these days, but just because you’re trying to get high doesn’t mean you can’t rock a killer lipstick, you just need to know which ones to use.
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After seeing this amazing piece on our fave parody site, Reductress, we decided this was a problem worth solving. So we went to the best sources out there, Reddit, and our resident Galore smokers, to see what chic stoner girls use for when they want to get lit with a great lip.
1. Kat Von D Everlasting Liquid Lipstick
Kat Von D Everlasting Liquid Lipstick,”Rich Lavender,” $20
Kat Von D may be sober now, but she still knows that every babe needs a lip color that’ll stay put during a bong rip, ya feel?
“The last time I wore [Kat Von D’s Everlasting Liquid Lipstick] I ate three courses at Olive Garden and smoked and my lips still looked perfect,” said Reddit user carynnoel.
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2. Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick
Stila Stay All Day® Liquid Lipstick, “Dusty Rose,” $24
Apparently this Stila “All Day” lipstick stays true to its name.
“They’re really like Sharpies for your lips,” said Reddit user wucylen. “Doesn’t feel like you’re wearing a thing. The only thing about them is that the color you choose comes out exactly as that on your lips. Your natural lip shade doesn’t affect the color, and it comes on very strong.”
3. Lipcote Lipstick Sealer
If you’ve got a favorite lip color that doesn’t last, try buying this Lipstick Sealer that you can throw on top of your fave product. Reddit user aztrouble24 says that although you have to wait a full 20 minutes for drying time, it’s worth it and her lipstick lasts for 10 whole hours.
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4. Too Faced Lip Insurance
Too Faced Lip Insurance Lip Primer, $20
If you’re looking for something bougier, Reddit user diculous also says that this Too Faced Lip Primer is pretty lit.
“I have pretty good success using Too Faced lip primer, then filling in lips with a liner, then lipstick,” she says. “As a warning though, that primer does not play nice with all lipsticks, [it] makes some look cakey.”
5. Wet N Wild Megalast Liquid Catsuit Lipstick
Wet N Wild Megalast Liquid Catsuit Lipstick, $5
Luckily, finding a lippie to last through an entire blunt doesn’t have to be expensive. Reddit user Tangled_Asshair (lolz) says that “That shit will not budge for the life of you.” She also adds that you shouldn’t rub your lips together right after applying it, or your lips will stick. Good to know.
6. Bite Beauty Lip Crayon
Bite Beauty Matte Crème Lip Crayon, $24
Our fave chic stoner at Galore swears by this Bite Beauty Lip Crayon for all her 420 beauty needs.
7. Maybelline Superstay 24 Hour Lip Color
Maybelline® SuperStay 24® Lip Color, $8
For the budget friendly bud babe, Reddit user nightmarecupcake suggests Maybelline SuperStay Lip Color.
“It doesn’t come off at all when I smoke,” she says. “I like them because I don’t have to reapply during the day and they come with a lip balm on one side which is nice.”
8. NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream, Stockholm
NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream, “Stockholm,” $5
First off, this shade is a serious cult classic because it looks good on everyone. Second, Reddit user CinamaBuns said it’s the only lip product that she counts on for staying put. “I don’t have to worry about [it] coming off with anything – smoking, eating, drinking, smooches…”
