Yup, Taylor Swift literally died in her “Look What You Made Me Do” video
Taylor Swift’s music video for her wack new single “Look What You Made Me Do” premiered at the MTV VMAs tonight and answered everybody’s burning question about how literally she was gonna take this whole “Taylor can’t come to the phone because she’s dead ” thing.
Literally one of the first shots of the music video is this tombstone which reads, “Here lies Taylor Swift’s reputation.”
Closely followed by this shot of what we can only assume is zombie Taylor Swift, doomed for eternity to walk the earth like a crab until the people love her again.
And then after watching zombie Taylor Swift literally bury old Taylor Swift in the ground, the music video dissolves into a series of extra moments that maybe mean something but maybe are just supposed to look edgy and cool.
Here’s Taylor swimming in a pool of diamonds.
Here’s Taylor checking to see if said diamonds are real.
Spoiler alert: they are.
Here’s Taylor Swift sipping tea with her army of loyal snakes.
Here’s Taylor getting into a car crash
But coming out of it looking very glamorous
Here’s her riding a motorcycle with her now diminished squad
Here’s Taylor holding a chainsaw on a plane
Here’s Taylor looking like a dom
Here’s Taylor dancing with an army of loyal “I <3 T.S.” boyfriends/hired help.
And here’s Taylor arguing with an army of Taylors about whether or not she’s fake.
LOOK AT WHAT WE MADE HER DO, PEOPLE!!!!!!!
LOOK AT WHAT WE MADE HER DO.