Paris Hilton Wore a Thong to a Charity Ball
Paris Hilton may not have an ass like her BFF Kim, but she does know how to get cheeky for charity.
On Wednesday night, Paris showed up at the Louis Vuitton Giving Love Ball, wearing a mostly sheer dress and a pair of very cheeky underwear that looks like a thong to us.
While it’s unknown at this time if Paris and her golden thong helped raise any fraction of the $4,300,099 raised for the Naked Hearts Foundation, which builds parks and playgrounds for Russian children with special needs, it probably did catch the attention of Kanye West, who just so happened to also be in attendance.
Doesn’t he just look thrilled to be there?
Fingers crossed that between passed plates of caviar and escargot, or whatever one eats at a charity ball, Kanye found the time to sneak up beside Paris and say something to her about that “Famous” meme she liked last week.
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Even though it’s way more likely that Paris and Kanye avoided each other like the plague, it’s nice to imagine they had their own confrontation in an elevator, Jay Z and Solange style.
*Sigh*
Would that really be too much to ask for?
