Kris Jenner Finally Got Kylie To Name a Lip Kit After Her
After four metallics, seven glosses and 13 mattes, Kris Jenner finally got Kylie to stop messing around and name a lip kit after her already.
Patiently, Kris had to sit there and smileÂ while Kylie named a lip kit after Krisâ€™s mom, Krisâ€™s daughter Kourtney and Krisâ€™s daughter KhloÃ©, while her youngest daughter blatantly ignored the most important woman of them all: Kristen Jenner herself.
â€œSeriously,â€ we imagine Kris thought to herself before going to bed every single night since Kylie released her first round of lip kits in November, â€œwasnâ€™t making that bitch famous enough to get me my own frickin color?â€
Lo and behold, it was.
On Friday, Kylie announced her three new shades for the summer, one of which is a â€œbeautiful strawberry matteâ€ named Kristen.
Because in case you forgot, once upon a time, thatâ€™s what people called Kris Jenner.
Would it have been better if Kylie had called it Kris? Or Kris K? Or even mommie dearest?
But you know what, Kris doesnâ€™t seem too mad about it, so neither can we.
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At long last, the respect you deserve.
Now go back to figuring out how your children can run the world by 2020, kay?