9 Times Kourtney Kardashian Was So Much More Than a MILF

These days, it’s pretty much impossible to go more than a couple days without someone on the internet reminding you that Kourtney Kardashian is a total MILF.

And while it’s true that yes, Kourtney is a sexy mom, there’s a lot more to Kourt Kourt than just her body.

Namely, her sense of humor, which lies somewhere between LOL and SMDH.

Like if Kourtney was one of your friends, she’s def be that one girl you only see once or twice a year because somehow whenever you two hang out you always end up getting really drunk and then letting her talk you into doing things like getting up on the bar and doing an interpretive dance while she throws dollars at you and shouts for you to take it off.

She’s fun, and she’s funny, but she’s also a lot. We all have friends like that.

In honor of Kourt Kourt’s 37th birthday, here are nine pictures that prove she isn’t just a MILF, she’s also a total ham.

1. When Kourt Kourt brings out her fur-covered chair and puts on her thigh high boots

Is it just me, or does this look like the untouched version of an Ariana Grande album cover?

2 When Kourt Kourt asks you to take another photo, only this time she’ll pretend like she just had sex with Justin Bieber

Obviously, it was good for her.

3. When Kourt Kourt tries to be seductive while plugging Keeping Up With The Kardashians at the same time, but her flippers get in the way

Don’t miss our St. Barts episode tonight! #KUWTK 💋🌴

A photo posted by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on

Don’t you hate it when that happens to you?

4. When Kourt Kourt took a selfie of her ass in a leopard-print thong bikini bottom

Selfie camera view.

A photo posted by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on

It’s sexier with the inside edges of her bikini bottom showing, right? She knew she was right when she tried to tell Kim that.

5. When Kourt Kourt comes over to your house to shoot some hoops

🏀 snapchat: kourtneykardash

A video posted by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on

Only she’s not wearing pants, and you think your best friend just got an erection.

6. When Kourt Kourt posted a picture of that time she almost had a Britney moment

 7. When Kourt Kourt asked her kids if she could borrow their tricycle for 30 minutes because she wanted to take a Labor Day photo.

Happy Labor Day! 😎wait, there’s no emoji for a tricycle with no handles?! 📷by @joycebonelli 💛
A photo posted by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on

8. Whenever Kourt Kourt takes sexy post-workout selfies with Khloe and just can’t keep a straight face

Double gym selfie.

A photo posted by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on

9. When Kourt Kourt asks you over to take pictures of her having a casual Friday in her Calvins and then makes a joke about sending them to a certain Calvin Klein spokesmodel she knows…

TGIF.

A photo posted by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on

She says it’s Kendall, but you’re so not sure about that.

Happy Birthday, Kourtney. We’d eat a Kit Kat like you any day of the week.


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