Kim Kardashian Casually Freed the Entire Boob In Mexico
There are not enough words in the English language to describe how unreal Kim Kardashian’s body looks right now.
Ever since Saint was born, Kim has been following a strict Atkins diet and a strenuous early morning workout plan.
She’s taken a total of one cheat day in 8 months.
It’s paid off. Big time.
So far Kim has lost almost 70 pounds which has caused her body to look like the extreme cartoon pinup version of herself right now, which is probably why she spent all last week flaunting her insane body in Punta Mita, Mexico in a variety of skimpy, see-through and monochrome bathing suits.
This tied-up wet t-shirt and teensy black string bikini bottom look is by far my favorite.
Although it’s hard to deny the magic of this strategically cut one-piece. For the life of me I cannot understand how the top isn’t riding up more, or how anybody with curves as impressive as Kim’s can wear something like that without instantly crumbling up into a wedgie coma.
There’s also that time she freed her entire boob in a sheer top and extremely high-waisted bottoms.
That time she did the same thing, only wearing a white top.
And who can forget her casual tennis strapless bikini, which just seems like it’s asking for trouble but apparently went off without a serious wardrobe malfunction.
Oh, and we can’t forget about her ass.
No matter how many times I see Kim Kardashian’s ass, it somehow never ceases to take my breath away.
It’s moments like these that make me feel proud to be an American.
Keep on making us proud, Kimmy.