Pray For Taylor Swift Cuz Kim Kardashian and Calvin Harris Just Hung Out
Over the weekend, Kim Kardashian and Calvin Harris hung out together in Vegas, which is simultaneously weird and so logical that we can’t believe it hasn’t happened sooner.
What brought them together? Well on Friday night, Jennifer Lopez turned 47, and to celebrate, she invited some of her closest friends to Las Vegas to hang out, take pictures, and pass around a massive birthday cake that absolutely nobody was going to eat.
Surprisingly, this list of Jennifer Lopez’s nearest and dearest included French Montana, Kim Kardashian and Calvin Harris.
#vegasnights happy bday @jlo #southbronx @kimkardashian #turnuptime 🎉🎉 #mc4
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Obviously, this picture represents Taylor Swift’s worst nightmare, and we can only assume that the reason she didn’t make an appearance to support Tom Hiddleston at Comic Con is because she was too busy quaking in her Vetements boots.
Not that you need to start praying for Taylor Swift anytime soon.
While it’s tempting to assume that this picture proves Kim and Calvin are BFFs now, or at least founding members of the anti-Taylor Swift squad, seeing as French Montana didn’t think Calvin was important enough to warrant a tag on Instagram, we’re guessing everybody involved was as surprised as we were to see him tag along for the photo.
Not that Calvin seemed to mind.
He was clearly there to celebrate Jennifer Lopez, and get a night off from his new, totally real relationship with Tinashe.
You’re safe for now, Taylor, but let this be a warning to you.
There’s nothing stopping two of your biggest enemies from uniting and ruining your life.
If we were you, we would spend the next fifteen minutes ruminating on the immortal words of Justin Bieber, “is it too late now to say sorry?”
