Kim and Kanye Would Rather Binge Eat Tomatoes Than Spend Another Day at Coachella
Just like everybody else who didn’t get to spend the weekend in their best fringe and crochet crop tops, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are like, sooooooo over Coachella.
Yesterday, instead of spending another douchebag-filled day at the music festival, Kim and Kanye did what any self-respecting millionaire couple would do: they hopped on a plane to Iceland to binge eat tomatoes for the day.
It’s about as different/far away from Coachella as possible, plus we hear Kanye West is filming a music video there.
That or Kim and Kanye just really have a thing for tomatoes.
Mmmhm, doesn’t tomato ice cream sound delicious?
Oh wait, no, no it doesn’t.
Damn, and to think this whole situation probably could have been avoided in the first place if Coachella hadn’t fucked up Kanye’s microphone when he tried to perform with A$AP Rocky on Saturday night.