Kim Kardashian Made a Cameo on The Hills 10 Years Ago
Last night, MTV aired their special 10th anniversary “Lauren Conrad Reveals All the Shit on The Hills That Was Fake” special and believe it or not, the biggest revelation was that 10 years ago Kim Kardashian made a cameo on the show and some dumbass decided to cut it.
In the words of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, “Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.”
In 2006, Kim was 25 years old and one year away from becoming a household name.
At the time she had no sex tape and no reality show, but she did have a toxic friendship with Paris Hilton and a talent for organizing the closets of her more famous friends.
This is how she knew Heidi.
Kim used to organize her closets.
Apparently The Hills also deleted clips of Kim doing that.
ANYWAY.
Last night MTV aired NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE of Heidi Montag giving Kimmy a tour of her house, which included an aquarium filled with strange, exotic fish that Kim had NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
“What is this?” Kim asks, pointing with incredulity at a unidentified swimming creature.
“These are our jellyfish,” Heidi patiently explained to her clueless employee. “We’re the only people in America to have jellyfish.”
“That is really cool,” Kim replied. “No way.”
In the footage, Kim can also be seen having a non-conversation with her step-brother Brody about going to Vegas for Memorial Day.
And saying hi to some randos.
KIM: “Hi Frankie, Hi Olivia. How are you?”
Say it with me guys: LOL.
What a missed opportunity.
