Kim Just Told Rob Kardashian & the World That ‘Babies Poop Out Tar’
Kim Kardashian West is nothing if not honest.
They poop out tar, you guys!
This glorious information came to us from a promo spot for next week’s episode of “Rob and Chyna,” the KUWTK spinoff everyone loves to pretend isn’t happening.
In the promo, Kim is giving Rob a lesson in diaper-changing when she drops this particularly stinky bomb on him.
Now, this raises a lot of questions from us childless folk. What does Kim mean by tar? Does she mean soft or hard tar? Is baby poop, like, jet black? And how do I get my tubes tied forever?
But I’ll tell you one thing, “Kim Kardashian’s Baby Bootcamp” as a spinoff would DEFINITELY be ratings gold.
[H/T Perez Hilton]