Kendall’s Rumored New BF Says They’re Actually Both Gay
Over the weekend, Kendall Jenner went to dinner with Tyler the Creator at Drake’s favorite restaurant to take girls to, The Cheesecake Factory.
Even though Hailey Baldwin was also present at dinner, the tabloids, understanding that it’s statistically impossible for attractive people of the opposite gender to just be friends, started writing about Kendall’s rumored new bf.
This made people concerned because if you believe everything US Weekly tells you, then you already know that Kendall has a serious boyfriend. His name is A$AP Rocky, and one time, at SXSW he had three LSD-fueled orgies, and he’s super proud of it.
How could Kendall do that to A$AP, you might ask?
Answer: because it wasn’t a date, and also Kendall and Tyler might both be gay.
Kendall and Tyler have been friends for forever now, even though for the life of me I can’t figure out what they have to talk about.
And because they’re such good friends, Kendall Jenner found the dating rumors so hilarious that she just HAD to tweet at Tyler, “apparently we’re dating.”
@fucktyler apparently we’re dating
— Kendall (@KendallJenner) August 16, 2016
To which Tyler responded, “NOT POSSIBLE, WE’RE BOTH GAY.”
NOT POSSIBLE, WE’RE BOTH GAY https://t.co/xoCXLyThPv
— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) August 16, 2016
Maybe Tyler’s being serious. Maybe he’s not. Either way, he has a pretty weird and unwoke relationship with the concept of homosexuality as a whole, and even got himself banned from the UK over some of his earlier lyrics which seemingly encourage “violence and intolerance of homosexuality.”
Now he makes and sells gay pride t-shirts as a way of apologizing to all the people he hurt, which is nice, but given his history, probably not a best-seller.
Either way you slice it, this was a bizarre move on Tyler’s part, but it sure did get our attention.