Kendallâ€™s Rumored New BF Says Theyâ€™re Actually Both Gay
Over the weekend, Kendall Jenner went to dinner with Tyler the Creator at Drakeâ€™s favorite restaurant to take girls to, The Cheesecake Factory.
Even though Hailey Baldwin was also present at dinner, the tabloids, understanding that itâ€™s statistically impossible for attractive people of the opposite gender to just be friends, started writing about Kendall’s rumored new bf.
This made people concerned because if you believe everything US Weekly tells you, then you already know that Kendall has a serious boyfriend. His name is A$AP Rocky, and one time, at SXSW he had three LSD-fueled orgies, and heâ€™s super proud of it.
How could Kendall do that to A$AP, you might ask?
Answer: because it wasnâ€™t a date, and also Kendall and Tyler might both be gay.
Kendall and Tyler have been friends for forever now, even though for the life of me I can’t figure out what they have to talk about.
And because they’re such good friends, Kendall Jenner found the dating rumors so hilarious that she just HAD to tweet at Tyler, â€œapparently weâ€™re dating.â€
@fucktyler apparently we’re dating
â€” Kendall (@KendallJenner) August 16, 2016
To which Tyler responded, â€œNOT POSSIBLE, WEâ€™RE BOTH GAY.â€
NOT POSSIBLE, WE’RE BOTH GAY https://t.co/xoCXLyThPv
â€” Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) August 16, 2016
Maybe Tyler’s being serious. Maybe he’s not. Either way, he has a pretty weird and unwoke relationship with the concept of homosexuality as a whole, and even got himself banned from the UKÂ over some of his earlier lyrics which seemingly encourage â€œviolence and intolerance of homosexuality.”Â
Now he makes and sells gay pride t-shirtsÂ as a way of apologizing to all the people he hurt, which is nice, but given his history, probably not a best-seller.
Either way you slice it, this was a bizarre move on Tyler’s part, but it sure did get our attention.