A$AP Rocky Had Three LSD-Fueled Orgies At SXSW And Doesn’t Care Who Knows
We all know A$AP Rocky loves bad bitches and LSD, and yet everybody somehow seemed surprised at his recent admission to the NY Post that he had not one, not two, but three acid-fueled orgies while at SXSW this year.
Apparently, here’s how it went down:
A$AP Rocky got to Texas, thought to himself, “Aw, f-ck, I’m in Texas” and knew the only way he would survive the next couple of days would be to trip balls. Obviously, he knew what he had to make this dream a reality: he had to find iLoveMakonnen.
Even though Makonnen is too busy these days dropping hits to drop molly on the streets, homie still has the best hookup in town.
The rest, as A$AP Rocky says, is history: “Makonnen gave me acid at SXSW. This n—a looked like Buddha with a Jheri curl! After that, I went back to my mansion and f–ked nine chicks. It was pretty rad. That’s a true story.”
Although he went on to clarify that he didn’t bang all nine women at the same time, “three at a time” is still a lot of pussy.
As if we really needed somebody to verify that this wasn’t some bullish-t, Makonnen confirmed every word that came out of A$AP’s grilled up mouth.
Talk about living the life you rap about.