Kendall and Kylie Jenner Went On a Bro Road Trip to Legoland
Kendall and Kylie didn’t get to go to Cuba with the rest of their family, but that’s okay because yesterday they took a bro road trip to Legoland.
Spoiler alert: it looked like just as much immature fun as you’re probably imagining.
The day began like every other field trip you took in high school – with a big yellow school bus.
Only instead of spending the entire trip playing a game your teachers liked to call “Who can give Miss Griffiths a migraine first?” K squared and the bros jammed out to #coolthrowbackjams like “What’s Your Fantasy” and the #1 song in the country “One Dance.”
Once at Legoland, K squared and the bros passed the time away by making their Legos ghost ride the whip.
Give each other oral sex
Throw a rager on the roof of the White House while President Kanye was asleep
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And die semi-violent deaths.
It was all very funny and very bro-like.
Then, mischief managed, the crew went on a roller coaster, which Kylie documented from start to finish.
And last but not least, on their way out they enjoyed a show with the other eight-year-olds whose parents took them to Legoland that day.
It was lit AF.
Legoland > Cuba
End of story.