Kendall Jenner and 10 other celebs who posted 4th of July thirst traps
There’s no wrong way to celebrate a holiday, especially one as nebulous as the Fourth of July.
Yes, its purpose is to commemorate the anniversary of a bunch of old white dudes announcing their independence from a whole other bunch of old white dudes, but it’s also about celebrating what it means to be American.
And when it comes to Instagram, there’s nothing more American than putting on your hottest outfit and striking a pose that makes your tits look so good they could inspire strangers to go to their plastic surgeon, show them that picture and say, “make me look like that.”
Unsurprisingly then, this was how a lot of celebrities chose to publicly celebrate the 4th.
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Kendall Jenner
This picture has absolutely nothing to do with the 4th of July, and Khloe couldn’t help but call her younger sister out for that commenting, “so patriotic.”
When Khloe throws shade at Kendall tho 🍵 pic.twitter.com/h1q75dnwyt
โ Mr Jamie D (@MrJamieD) July 4, 2017
Xtina
As the mother of all fuckgirls, Christina didnโt just post one thirst trap, she posted four.
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Yolanda Hadid
Yolanda stretched the rules and posted a thirst trap of her daughter Gigi.
Lupita Nyongโo
Even Oscar winners aren’t immune to the allure of a good thirst trap.
Hailey Baldwin
What else is the sexiest woman in America supposed to do?
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Alessandra Ambrosio
Booty-full.
Nicki Minaj
Just because you don’t strip down to your underwear doesn’t mean you can’t make your patriotic outfit thotty af.
Ryan Lochte
Boys can strip down too!
January Jones
Random, but OK girl. Feel your oats.
Jessica Simpson
We’ve gone on record on saying this photoshoot might be the most American thing ever, and we stand by that.
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Ashley Tisdale
No shame in her game.
