Justin Bieber is 90% Sure Instagram Is Hell
Sartre once said hell is other people, but Justin Bieber has a different theory: hell is Instagram.
Or at least he’s 90% sure that’s what’s going on.
During his concert in London on Tuesday night, Justin Bieber asked his fans, “who thinks I should get my Instagram back?†only it turned out to be a trick question, because Justin didn’t care what they thought. He’d already made up his mind.
“Nah, I don’t want to get my Instagram back,†Justin told them, before launching into a very unique explanation.
“Instagram is for the devil. I think hell is Instagram. I’m 90% sure,†Biebs told his audience, most of whom were probably on Instagram recording the moment. “We get sent to hell, we get like locked in the Instagram server.â€
While admittedly this does sound like a decent idea for next season’s sci-fi blockbuster or an episode of Black Mirror, it’s also probably a sign that it’s probably time for Justin to take a break from the spotlight and ponder his existential theories in private.
[H/T Complex]