Justin Bieber is 90% Sure Instagram Is Hell
Sartre once said hell is other people, but Justin Bieber has a different theory: hell is Instagram.
Or at least heâ€™s 90% sureÂ that’s what’s going on.
During his concert in London on Tuesday night, Justin Bieber asked his fans, â€œwho thinks I should get my Instagram back?â€ only it turned out to be a trick question, because Justin didnâ€™t care what they thought. Heâ€™d already made up his mind.
â€œNah, I donâ€™t want to get my Instagram back,â€ Justin told them, before launching into a very unique explanation.
â€œInstagram is for the devil. I think hell is Instagram. Iâ€™m 90% sure,â€ Biebs told his audience, most of whom were probably on Instagram recording the moment. â€œWe get sent to hell, we get like locked in the Instagram server.â€
While admittedly this does sound like a decent idea for next seasonâ€™s sci-fi blockbuster or an episode of Black Mirror, itâ€™s also probably a sign that itâ€™s probably time for Justin to take a break from the spotlight and ponder his existential theories in private.