J Law Is ‘Casually Dating’ Another Middle-Aged Man
If youâ€™ve read any interview J Law has given within the past year, then youâ€™re well aware that sheÂ considers her dating life to beÂ â€œreally sad.â€
Six months ago, we took it upon ourselves to right this tragedy by coming up with a list of 7 wonderful men who were worthy of dating a rich, talented blonde movie star, but instead of heeding our advice, J Law went and picked a balding middle-aged man to be her boyfriend instead.
Yesterday, People broke the news that according to a source close to Lawrence, J Law and â€œBlack Swanâ€ director Darren Aronofsky have â€œbeen hanging out and are casually dating.â€
Just in case you forgot or never knew what Darren Aronofsky looks like, behold the face thatâ€™s possiblyÂ shtupping J Law on a casual basis.
â€” Gossip Cop (@GossipCop) October 20, 2016
Side note: ignore everything that tweet says. J Law makes millions more than every other woman in Hollywood right now, so she definitely doesn’t have to date a director to get good casting.
But back to the point.
Is this supposed to be relatable? Because youâ€™re dating somebody whoâ€™s uglier than you but it doesnâ€™t matter because heâ€™s a â€œcreative geniusâ€?
That kind of move may be cute at 19 when you go through your tortured artist phase but letâ€™s get real, J Law.
You do notÂ deserve a man whose best hairline is already behind him.
Now what are you waiting for, girl?
Dump his ass before November rolls around and you decide youâ€™re too cold and lazy to care to push his warm body away from you because he showed up with theÂ spring rolls you like, and you delude yourself into thinking that’s as close as you’ll ever get to love until springtime.