7 Male Celebs Who Would Be Worthy Of Dating Jennifer Lawrence
ICYMI, Jennifer Lawrence is single.
In a recent interview with Extra Jen called her dating life “really sad,” elaborating that she “hadn’t felt the touch of a man in…” and then either she couldn’t remember how long it had been or she could remember and the truth was too sad to say it out loud.
No shade Jen, we’ve all been there.
Far be it from us to force any guy upon her, but Jen, if you’re reading, here are eight celebs we think would totally be worth your consideration.
1. Nick Jonas
Okay so yes, Nick’s a little younger than you, but before you say no automatically, you have to let us tell you about his good qualities.
He’s really good at singing. Like seriously there’s nothing worse than going on a date with a guy, finding out he’s a musician and then going to one of his shows only to find out he totally sucks. You won’t have that problem with Nick!
He’s also really hot, has a thing for blonde, older women (Kate Hudson, we see you), isn’t a conservative fuck face and his last relationship ended almost a year ago, so he’s def 100% over the rebound stage.
Yes, you’re gonna have to deal with the fact that all he does is sing about his exes and hang out with Rihanna, but hey, you get to hang out with hot guys for your job all the time so we think this match could really work out.
For one, he’s really sensitive and isn’t afraid of the word love, which is a problem a lot of boys his age have.
He could also give you a super VIP tour of Canada, get you tickets to any concert you’d want to go to, smoke you out whenever you come over to his house, plus he likes to buy people lavish things with his money.
Like we know love don’t cost a thing and all, but ain’t nobody ever mad about about getting some casual bling on a Thursday just cuz the way the diamond sparkled made Drake think about the way the light sparkles in your eyes.
3. Michael B. Jordan
OMG, trust us, you want this guy to give you a call.
He’s hot, he knows what it’s like to play a superhero, he survived being a child actor without going crazy, and he stays out of the tabloids, which is maybe the most attractive quality for a celebrity boo to have.
Besides the fact that he’s really, really hot.
Did we mention that already?
4. Scott Eastwood
Full disclosure: we don’t really know who this guy is, but here’s why we still think this match could work.
For one thing, he kind of looks like Josh Hutcherson and since Katniss ended up with Peta in The Hunger Games, is it that far off to think that you could end up with some guy who kinda looked like that guy, only more handsome
It’s also worth noting that his father is Clint Eastwood so you’d never have to be worried about him feeling threatened by your success because he’s already used to having somebody in his life who will always be more famous than him.
Oh, and did we mention that he’s been quoted as saying he likes to work with his hands?
Just saying, Jen.
5. Prince Harry
Honestly, there’s not much we have to say about this one. Wouldn’t it be fun to be a Princess for the rest of your life and get to be the first American to ever invade the British monarchy ?
It’s tempting, isn’t it?
6. Andrew Garfield
Andrew has a cute British accent, he knows what it’s like to be the star of a successful Hollywood franchise, and unlike most celebrities he’s not in love with talking about himself.
In fact, Andrew prefers to talk about deep things. Like, this one time in an interview when he said, “I know that I’m an actor and it’s part of the job and I feel lucky I get to do that, but with the interviews, it’s such a weird thing. What do I have to say?” What do any of us have to say? So deep, babe.
He’s also in his early 30s, so you know settling down has at least crossed his mind before. And it’s been a long time since he and Emma Stone were together, so you can be pretty sure that he’s not still thinking about settling down with her.
7. Leonardo DiCaprio
Yes Leo’s a lot older than you, but you once dated Chris Martin so you’d probably be okay with dating an older guy who’s a whole lot cooler/hotter. Of course, you’d have to contend with the fact that he always dates models but hey, he’s still single all these years later so that’s clearly not gonna be how he finds the one.
We don’t really need to explain why Leo is worthy of your time, but here’s a refresher.
He cares about things, he really likes blondes, he’s very talented, he’s BFFs with Kate Winslet (we think Amy would love her, so this one is v. important) and most importantly, he’s Leonardo DiCaprio.
Don’t worry, we got you Jen.