Please Don’t Tweet at Nick Jonas That You Want to ‘F*ck His Insulin Pump’
Nick Jonas made a new enemy today, who later turned into a friend. And it all started with an X-rated joke about the diabetic heartthrob’s insulin pump.
Just after midnight, a fan tweeted this:
–@nickjonas i want to fuck the shit out of your insulin pump
— action bastard (@ramenfuneral) May 6, 2016
That’s a pretty standard midnight booty tweet if you ask us. But then something truly shocking happened: Nick took a break from hopefully dating Kate Hudson to respond!
@ramenfuneral my insulin pump is loyal as fuck. So good luck.. And by the way. Not funny. I suggest a new comedy path that doesn’t involve
— Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) May 6, 2016
He added a sick burn, too.
@ramenfuneral making jokes about “fucking” people’s devices that help give them the insulin they need to survive. #ignorance
— Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) May 6, 2016
Ouch. But then, the true plot twist occurred: apparently @ramenfuneral is diabetic, too!
@lovephoebecates @nickjonas I think nick doesn’t realize there is humor in Pain, as I am also diabetic smh
— action bastard (@ramenfuneral) May 6, 2016
Nick responded to say they should be friends.
@ramenfuneral are you?! Well then fuck yah! Let’s be Pal’s! Hopefully you and your pump have a sexy bad ass relationship 😎👊🏼
— Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) May 6, 2016
What a happy ending. We have our doubts, though. Apparently, this Twitter user is a habitual celeb-tweeter who will say whatever it takes to get a response.
how the fuck has nick jonas replied to me in less than five minutes and ricky martin hasnt in over a year
— action bastard (@ramenfuneral) May 6, 2016
So the trick to getting Nick Jonas to respond to you is medical trolling, I guess. Who knows if @ramenfuneral is actually diabetic or not? Either way, his mentions are now full of Nick Jonas fans feeling really sad about his original joke.
@nickjonas i still think his joke was unhumorous the fact that he’s a diabetic as well doesn’t change that… Insulin pumps are important
— DNCE (@DNCE_ARMY) May 6, 2016
@nickjonas hey nick ignore those kind of people because they don’t know what to do with their life’s
— MAGALI (@MAGALIRO) May 6, 2016
@nickjonas pic.twitter.com/VhfOgnORuh
— Dani (@JOJONASAFSHARI) May 6, 2016
K. @ramenfuneral still has one more question though: what has Nick done with all his Pepsi commercial royalty checks?
goddamn @nickjonas sure has changed over the years 😍 pic.twitter.com/as99baN2As
— action bastard (@ramenfuneral) May 6, 2016
The world will never know.
