The definitive ranking of every RuPaul’s Drag Race contestant’s Instagram account
Gentlemen, start your engines.
And may the best woman win.
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104-112. Akashia, Raven, Mariah, Alisa Summers, Milan, Magnolia Crawford, Jaidynn Diore Fierce, Phoenix and Rebecca Glasscock.
None of these queens appear to have Instagrams, so they’re all automatically the worst at Instagram by default.
Come on ladies, it’s 2017.
Get. With. It.
And if any of you do have Instagram, shame on you. for not having a handle that’s easier to search.
Ongina has an Instagram, but it’s set on private, so what the fuck?
102. Kenya Michaels
Little Kenya Michaels is driving me crazy… cuz she’s only posted twice on Instagram.
That is, if this is even a real account.
101. Mystique Summers
All Mystqiue does is post spon con and unappetizing photos of food. Unless you’re trying to go on a diet or stop yourself from going back for seconds, forget you even knew she had an Insta account.
100. Serena Cha Cha
This was the most compelling thing I found on Serena’s IG page, and that’s saying something.
99. Lashauwn Beyond
Lashauwn Beyond seems to exclusively design the kind of prom dresses you’d see getting celebrated on The Shade Room now. They’re gorgeous as hell.
Porkchop was the first Drag Race contestant to ever hear the words, “now sashay away.” Fittingly, her Instagram is filled with promotional photos and memes with lots of hastags.
97. Lineysha Sparx
96. Monica Beverly Hillz
Beautiful girl, but I’m too bored to think of anything else to say about her account.
95. Jessica Wild
Jessica Wild is an entertaining queen, but her Instagram looks like it was put together by a promoter.
94. Nina Flowers
Nina Flowers is drag queen EDM DJ now. And the only thing she posts about is how she’s an EDM DJ.
In the words of Tatiana: choices.
Sonique is gorg, but boring. Sorry bout it.
92. Honey Mahogany
Honey Mahogany puts the B in boring, but at least she’s got nice gams!
91. Jiggly Caliente
Caliente? Or basic?
90. Darienne Lake
If you can’t say anything nice, just compliment a bitch’s handbag.
89. Stacy Layne Matthews
Girl isn’t the best at Instagram, but damn if this banana pudding doesn’t look like something I wanna open wide and say “ah” for.
88. Tammie Brown
Tammie Brown posts a lot of pictures of dolls that look terrifying enough to get their own movie made about them.
If that’s your thing, follow away, but if if not, hard pass.
87. Ben DelaCreme
All of her looks look the same, and if you watched her season of Drag Race then you already know all about it.
86. Penny tration
Pass go, do not collect $100.
Shannel’s looks are all on point, but all of her selfies have the same composition.
84. Delta Work
Delta Work doesn’t have the most compelling feed, but her Ursula get-up makes me wanna giddy-up.
83. Joslyn Fox
I’ll say this about Joslyn Fox, she knows how to sell a bag of Lay’s.
82. Alexis Mateo
Where’s she get that crown from? Cuz it definitely wasn’t from Rupaul.
81. Nicole Paige Brooks
Nicole Paige Brooks posts a lot of out of drag selfies and hotdog leg posts, but this TBT photo is truly a work of art.
80. Jade Jolie
She’s cute, right?
I’ll never forget Jujubee’s lip sync to “Black Velvet,” but I’ve already forgotten everything on her Instagram feed besides this picture.
Every Drag Race fan should take a casual scroll through her IG once or twice, if just to see Vivacious and her post-Drag Race glow!
77. Dida Ritz
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you can’t get your lighting right, you’re not doing Instagram right. Read all about it.
76. Kelly Mantle
Well, at least this made me laugh!
75. Pandora Boxx
It’s can be hard to get across how funny you are in a photo, but when Pandora Boxx succeeds, she really nails it.
74. Jade Sotomayor
Jade posts one too many pictures with plebes for anybody who didn’t watch RuPaul’s Drag Race to wanna smash that follow button, but girl looks like she has fun. And hangs out with hot, shirtless men often. Goals.
Shangela isn’t anybody’s favorite, but she serves a good look from time to time.
72. Venis D-Lite
Do you like Madonna? Cuz you’d have to.
71. The Princess
Eh, nothing to see here.
70. Tempest DuJour
Well, she’s funny!
69. Jinkx Monsoon
Giving head in public? Bold, girl.
68. Coco Montrese
No photo editing going on here!
67. Mrs. Kasha Davis
She’s got some super lit friends.
66. Trinity K Bonet
Oh breastplate she better don’t.
65. Kandy Ho
This is by far the most eye-catching photo on her Instagram, but it’s definitely rated H.
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63. Naysha Lopez
This picture more than makes up for the rest of her feed.
62. Acid Betty
For a queen who serves such interesting looks, her feed is disappointingly full of boring promotional material.
61. Tyra Sanchez
Tyra’s a winner, baby.
60. Vivienne Pinay
59. Bebe Zahara Benet
Bebe may have won Drag Race when absolutely nobody was watching but her Instagram feed is look after flawless look.
It’s just kinda forgettable.
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58. Cynthia Lee Fontaine
Why take the. recycling out when you can just make a wig out of it?
My extraordinary look for my red carpet look at The RPDR season 9 Finale !!! A resemblance of The miss Congeniality trophy . Dress By @ricocavalli . Accessories by @dragqueenfashion . Hair by @zachkilian . Thanks to @davidelaffe and @welovequeens for this beautiful picture!!! @nails by @vie.lette ❤️❤️❤️❤️#cucugeniality #rpdrseason8 #rpdrseason9 #cucuisback #cucuinshape
57. Dax Exclamationpoint
Literally don’t remember who this is, but she can get it!
56. India Ferrah
I have absolutely no recollection of India’s time on Drag Race, but bitch really knows how to turn it out.
55. Alexis Michelle
Oh, little miss subway fish.
54. Roxxxy Andrews
Roxxxy may be thick and juicy, but the judges at Galore found her Instagram… boring.
53. Derrick Barry
You better work, bitch.
That line wasn’t original, but neither is Derrick Barry so…
52. Jaymes Mansfield
The weirdest bombshell you’ll ever meet.
51. Charlie Hides
She may be extra, but her feed needs a little extra to really make things work.
50. Nina Bo Nina Brown
Say what you will, but Nina Bo Nina Bombshell Brown is craft as hell. Just don’t expect her to get anything done in a time crunch.
49. Bob the Drag Queen
Bob’s the best, but Instagram is not her medium.
48. Ginger Minj
They don’t make glamour toads like this anymore.
47. Yara Sofia
Serving boddy oddy oddy all night.
46. Kennedy Davenport
Look! She can do tricks!
45. Chi Chi DeVayne
One word: yahs.
44. Mimi Imfurst
Mimi Imfurst’s Instagram seems like it couldn’t have been created by a robot and it might even make you laugh.
Or get “It’s a Hard Knock Life” stuck in your head. One of the two.
43. Carmen Carrera
Carmen Carrera is a beautiful trans woman who gave up the campy world of drag for modeling, cuz just look at her.
42. Morgan McMichaels
I’m sorry, is it just me or is it getting hot in here?
41. Sasha Belle
Sasha, you can ring my bell anytime!
Raja’s probably too stoned to ever have a great Instagram feed, but at least she’s the most model-esque grandma in the business.
Detox’s genius doesn’t quite translate to Instagram. But just look at that ass.
Brooklyn’s in the house.
37. Phi Phi O’Hara
I hate Phi Phi O’Hara as a person so I’m kind of biased, but her Instagram account is technically very good and I heard Buzzfeed once called her the #1 drag queen to follow on Instagram so… I guess I won’t move her down any further on the list.
36. Madame LaQueer
I hated Madame LaQueer when she was on the show, but she has braces now and I’m willing to reevaluate the situation.
35. Trinity Taylor
Trinity’s IG doesn’t do her any justice, except when it comes to butt content.
34. Robbie Turner
Think she knows how to ride it?
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33. Gia Gunn
Tatianna is one fishy bitch, and I could look at this picture of her taking a shot of tequila for hours. Okay, for thirty seconds tops, but still.
31. Thorgy Thor
Always the life of the party.
30. Chad Michaels
Gag on it!
29. Eureka O’Hara
TBH this wasn’t one of her better looks, but this photo/caption combo is the real deal.
28. Trixie Mattel
Trixie has one look, but oh, honey.
Part Old Hollywood, part emo thot.
26. Laila McQueen
She didn’t make it very far on the show, but something tells me she has what it takes to go all the way.
25. Bianca Del Rio
Everything you’ve ever heard about Bianca Del Rio is true. She’s got a big mouth, and she knows just how to use it.
24. Courtney Act
Australia’s national treasure.
23. Ivy Winters
She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s get that girl’s hair some more goddamn space!
22. Latrice Royale
Grab a fork, world.
Aja’s captions can go a little overboard, but damn does she give good Instagram face.
20. Miss Fame
Image 8/10: Photographed by the talented @guillaumethomasparis. Wardrobe stylist @jeffreycameron_nyc @jeffreycameron_paris wearing jacket & dress by @alexismabille, heels by @drome_official @livio_publicimage. Hair styled by @antoinewauquier. Nail artist @sophiavonne. Photo assistant @pytoledano. Special thanks to Stefano Canulli, La Limace & DD. Big kisses my loves. #missfameforever #parisian #paris
19. Shea Couleé
It’s true what they say: Shea slays.
18. Kimora Blac
This picture really speaks for itself.
Now appearing in a fridge near you.
16. April Carrion
In or out of drag, Ms. Carrion is stunning. And even better, her pictures all look like they were ripped out of a magazine. Carry on, girl.
15. Kim Chi
And she’s not afraid to say it.
14. Naomi Smalls
Legs for days, body for years.
13. Jasmine Masters
Jasmine Masters always has something to say, and it’s always hilarious.
12. Alaska Thunderfuck 5000
Anus-thing is possible.
11. Adore Delano
10. Manila Luzon
Manila Luzon isn’t just a stunning queen, she’s the kind of queen who understands that if you need to put the picture through seven million filters to make it look OK enough to post on Instagram, then you should probably save yourself the trouble and just burn your phone.
She’s a model!!!!
8. Farrah Moan
Queen of the highlight, princess of the thots.
7. Sasha Velour
Sasha probably isn’t going to win Drag Race tonight, but her Instagram feed has the rest of her season beat.
Ep. 7 “Big Hair” Riot Grrrl, President of the Divine fanclub, librarian. Elastic Bodysuit: me (inspired by @zaldynyc), Leather jacked: @nancy_the_girl, tricked out with tracks of hair and braids by me, Liberty spikes: @mr.leevalone and @johnny.velour, Pins: @Degenderettes and @ritsu13. From the series by Mateus Porto @orograph
She’s absolutely insane.
5. Alyssa Edwards
Eat your heart out.
4. Sharon Needles
All this beauty and she’s got brains too!
No literally, that’s what’s holding her hair together. Congealed brain matter.
3. Laganja Estranja
She’s not always there when you call, but she’s always on brand.
“Twelve Days of KUSHmas: OG Kush” Photography: @jayden_fa Styling: @sarahmariabooth Styling Assistants: @phoebebrannick @lalaanoire_ Hair: @websterwigs Makeup: @michellewebbmakeup Makeup Assistant: @si.james Lips: @jeffreestarcosmetics Nails: @lg_nailslondon #TwelveDaysOfKUSHmas #OGKush #MerryKUSHmas #LaganjaEstranja #TeamGanja
And while I have you here, I dare you to just watch this video once.
I am living my truth one dance step at a time and it feels so good! I haven’t been this inspired since graduating @calarts Catch #LaganjasDanceSchool every Monday @basementofnoho from 8:30PM-9:30PM. Shout out to @derrickschrader for supporting my freak flow and to all my #BUDS that attend class weekly!! Wearing @itsjeremyscott @adidasoriginals @livingroyalpr @pleasershoes Music @badgalriri “Sex With Me” PS. I’m still single, even with moves like these. So remember to love yourself today and everything else will fall into place!
You can’t spell thot without Willam. And I don’t care if that doesn’t make sense, it’s true.
Oh and p.s. she’s funny. Get jealous.
1. Violet Chachki
Look at her go.
And P.S. before you come for me, yes there is a 113th queen, but seeing as Sahara Davenport died before Instagram was a thing, I respectfully didn’t include her on the list. I’m sure her feed would have been resplendent. RIP girl.