The Good, The Bad & The Thotty: 2016’s Celeb Halloween Costumes
Today may be actual Halloween, but since today is also a boring ass Monday, most of us spent the weekend playing dress up and how many cocktails can I drink and not black out?
Here’s what all your favorites have worn so far.
Paris Hilton and Sofia Richie
Not sure what Sofia Richie was being, but it’s nice to see that her and Thotty Alice are still thick as thieves.
Beyonce and Blue
The family that plays Salt n Pepa together stays together.
She was Leonardo DiCaprio from “The Revenent.”
And disgraced Olympian Ryan Lochte.
LOL on both accounts.
Kind of a boring Jessica to be completely honest, but whatever, she looks hot and that’s all that matters.
And kudos for resisting the obvious trap of making her bf play Bill.
Oh haiiii thotty Dorothy.
PS Nick Jonas dressed up with her as the scarecrow, if anybody cares.
Bb girl dressed up like a bloodthirsty nurse.
And Marilyn Monroe.
Rather b dead than wed.
This year Ariel channeled her inner classy thot by dressing up as the ever popular Playboy bunny.
And Emma Stone from “Easy A.”
Somebody’s clearly been getting into Westworld.
Carmen San Diego, we see you.
Hailey, didn’t you get our memo on how not to dress like you’re unwoke this year?
Surprise surprise, Emily Ratajkowski wore something that made her look hot.
So sweet we got a toothache.
Cindy and Kaia
Not so punk, but def one of the least embarrassing family costumes we’ve seen.
A+ for hotness, C- for creativity.
What great teeth she has!
Vanessa didn’t get the woke memo either.