The Cast of The Hills Is So Old and Married Now
Yesterday may have been a national holiday, but today we’re here to celebrate something equally important: the 10 year anniversary of the first episode of The Hills.
That’s right, 10 years ago TODAY we first met Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port, Heidi Montag and began to see Natasha Bedingfield’s “Unwritten” in a whole new light.
Obviously a lot has changed in 10 years, but mostly it’s just that the cast of The Hills is so old and married now.
For instance, here’s Audrina then.
And here’s Audrina now.
Just kidding. Those are Audrina’s grandparents, one of whom just died (RIP), but seeing as every other photo on Audrina’s Instagram is of her and her BMX fiancé making food together or stroking her baby bump, that might as well be a picture of them, you feel?
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Montag Pratt and Spencer Pratt then.
And here’s Heidi and Spencer now.
Notice anything different?
That’s right, they’re old and married now, which probably explains why Spencer has only used his Instagram account 12 times. Old, married people just don’t have time to keep up with the technology of the kids.
Here’s Brody Jenner then.
Here’s Brody now.
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Engaged to be married.
Here’s Jason Wahler then.
Here’s Jason Wahler now.
Married for three years and sober for six.
Here’s Lauren Conrad then.
Here’s Lauren Conrad now.
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Here’s Kristin Cavallari then.
Here’s Kristin now.
Married. With three children (one of whom isn’t pictured above because he just got born).
Here’s Whitney Port then.
Here’s Whitney now.
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Married, and super excited about it.
Here’s Justin Bobby then.
Here’s Justin now.
Believe it or not, but Justin Bobby is currently single, although very much married to his career as a rock star/hair stylist/emo dream.
Still, at least that’s one The Hills star who hasn’t donated his life to supporting the cult of domesticity yet.
Not that there’s anything wrong with being married with children, just you know, your life kind of ends and you have to work extra hard to get on an MTV reality show to bankroll your life.