Blac Chyna Is Reportedly Pregz With Rob Kardashian’s Child
In a shocking twist to the ongoing saga that is BlacRob, Blac Chyna is reportedly pregnant. Bet you didn’t see that coming!
Details are scant at the moment, but TMZ reported it and despite their reputation they’re usually right about this stuff, so it’s probably true.
Now let’s get down to business: what will this little bundle of branded joy be called?
Blac Chyna already has one kid with Tyga, you’ll remember. His first name is King, his middle name is Cairo, and his last name is whatever Tyga’s last name is.
Unfortunately, that means that Chyna and Rob’s baby likely won’t be named King Kardashian. You can’t win ’em all. But we bet the name will have some sort of regal theme. Reign is also already taken thanks to Kourtney. Maybe the kid’s name will be Krown Kardashian? Throne Kardashian? Monarch Kardashian? Emperor Kardashian? Rob Kardashian III?
Then there’s always the chance it will be a girl, in which case we can expect a name that is aggressively non-K-centric. In fact, we wouldn’t put it past Chyna to pull a Caitlyn Jenner and give her spawn a C name just to be obstinate. Caren Kardashian? Cayla Kardashian? Cristen Kardashian?
Anyway, can’t wait to see Kris Jenner and Tokyo Toni standing side by side at the baby shower. Congrats,