Bella Hadid’s Testing Out F*ckboys Before the Weekend
Watch out world, cuz Bella Hadid is hot and ready to trot.
On Thursday afternoon, Bella Hadid decided it was time to stop following her ex on Instagram and start testing out fuckboys IRL.
Way to live the thotty dream, Bells.
Let’s meet her two contenders, shall we?
First we have Jordan Kale (allegedly) Barrett.
Jordan’s been called the “model it boy of the new era” by Vogue, looks like a parody of Owen Wilson’s character in Zoolander, and has a tattoo on his right arm that says “psycho.”
Oh and his father was sentenced to eight years in prison for being the head of a $9 million cannabis cartel.
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He looks like he’d be fun to have a one night stand with, and then even funner to avoid for the rest of your life because, well, just look at him.
Bella was photographed getting out of a car with him and smiling in delight as she forced him to walk a couple of paces behind her.
He looked bewildered.
Was she not aware he’s god’s gift to women?
I mean, just look at him.
Next we have, this random guy who looks like he peaked in high school.
All we know about him is that he smokes cigarettes, has an earring, and probs-def would brag about how big his bong is.
Unlike fuckboy #1, Bella actually deigned to share a cigarette with fuckboy #2, so it looks like if anybody’s getting a second audition to woo her heart for a night, it’s this guy.
Or maybe it’s just because he’s dating one of her friends, which would explain why they seemed so chummy.
But you never know with fuckboys.
They all kind of look the same.
[H/T Daily Mail]