7 going out tops that’ll make your night 100x better
Going out is fun in theory, but sometimes when it’s 9 p.m. and time to get out of your sweatpants, it can take superhuman strength to rally.
While some turn to Red Bull or other substances that make you go “I’m up” in the night, we have a much healthier suggestion for you: buy yourself a going out tops.
You know, the kind of top you can only get away with wearing when the sun goes down, you’re going out to someplace that’s not a dive bar, and you wanna look kinda slutty.
Although going out tops more or less went extinct after the 2000s, since every fashion trend from that decade is coming back, why not bring back part of what made the oughts so great in the first place?
The way we see it, if you have a top hanging up in your closet that you’re absolutely obsessed with but can only wear when you’re going out, it’ll make you kinda stoked when your friend hits you up to say she’s hosting a party that starts at 11pm.
Sure, you won’t get all eight hours of your beauty sleep, but think of the Instagram pictures you’re going to be able to take.
Yeah, we thought it was a good idea.
Allow us to dazzle you with the options we came up with.
READ ALSO: The most iconic going out tops of all time
1. The sinner sinner buy me dinner
For those of you who want to wear a tube top without giving up the chance to dazzle the world with your cleavage, look no further. This top is your Mecca. Bow down to it.
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2. The bikini in the club
Even though bikinis are basically the same thing as bras, there’s something about wearing a straight up bikini to the club that’s badass. Especially if you pair it with baggy pants like Aaliyah did. RIP.
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3. The naked top
Everybody looks great naked. It’s a fact. Try it right now. See how great you look?
This top won’t leave anything up to the imagination and that’s exactly what we love about it.
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4. The all tied down top
In case you’re looking for something a bit more on the casual side, might we suggest this strappy blue camo tube top with just a hint of shimmer.
This way you can play your own game of Survivor and spend the whole night banishing fuckboys from winning the $1 million prize.
Your phone number.
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5. The toplette
It’s not a top, not yet a bralette. It’s a toplette. And you probably shouldn’t wear it if you’re planning to hit the dance floor. Unless you’re wearing pasties. Then YOLO.
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6. The are you there, God? It’s me, your braless bosom.
These days it’s hard to find a top that’s girly without being too girly and pink without being too millennial pink. Plus it looks like the twin sister of the most iconic going out top of all time. The little number Kiera Knightley wore in “Bend it Like Beckham” in that one scene nobody wore gym clothes.
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7. The what? Is there something on my chest?
There are some things in life I’m absolutely sure of. Vodka and champagne will get you twisted. If he cheated on you once, he’ll cheat on you again. And if you walk into the room with a giant, glittery butterfly top you’re going to have a good night.
It’s just science.
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