19 Hilarious Reviews Of Celebrity Christmas Albums
Celebrity Christmas albums are always kind of a joke.
Listening to somebody who normally sings about having so much sex they can’t walk straight or how they’re dripping in swag suddenly get all sincere about the joys of the season and angels they heard on high is a riot.
Or it’s just bad.
Like nails on a chalkboard, please stop or I’m gonna start ripping out my hair bad.
While traditional critics and reviewers are way too polite to ever get that real with celebs, Amazon reviewers never hold anything back.
Here are 19 of our favorite reviews for some classic celebrity Christmas albums.
“My Kind of Christmas” by Christina Aguilera
1. “Eh – I’ll pass next time”
“I’m a huge Christina fan. There’s no arguing this girl’s got talent. So I was sadly disappointed when her Christmas album was just filled with ‘bee bops’ and ‘skee dos’.”
P. King
2. “Four Stars”
“Puts me in the mood for Christmas. Her range of octaves is unreal.”
D. Hix
“8 Days of Christmas” by Destiny’s Child”
3. “8 DAYS OF CHISTMAS”
“IT’S GREAT TO KNOW TODAY YOU STILL CAN
GET GOOD MUSIC
IT’S NOT EASY TODAY WITH THE
FORMATING OF THE MUSIC THE CHANGES
WOW.”
Kimely 2000
“Home For Christmas” by NSYNC
4. “Poor Quality Control”
“Shipment was as promised. When CD arrived, CD looked great. It was a Christmas present for my daughter and wrapped promptly. Unfortunately, I should of checked it better because on the back cover someone had many inappropriate anti-gay slurrs written on it. It was a shock to all that were present when she opened it Christmas morning. I was embarrassed, so was everyone there. I should of knew better buying used.”
Diane L. McClure
“Christmas and Chill” by Ariana Grande
5. Sheeple
“This is complete trash. Her career should of been over by now. She hates america people wake up!”
Chad Frey
6. R.I.P. music industry
“This is Christmas music, yet since it’s so good I’m going to listen to it for the entire year. Once again, Ari kills the music industry.”
Luke
“Under the Mistletoe” by Justin Bieber
7. “Gag gift”
“This is so bad, I only got it for a gag gift. There is no reason to buy this. I bought it for a white elephant party, and they hated it. Job well done.”
cswdodge
8. “Meh. Justin Bieber”
“Do I rate this from my adult perspective or my child’s? She loves this song, it’s Justin Bieber. She’d probably like it if he sang the dictionary. Mom hates it.”
Rebecca
9. JUSTIN BIEBER
“I DID NOT WANT THESE FOR ME, THEY WERE GIFT I WILL NEVER BUY ANYTHING OF HIS FOR ME
HIS IMAGE HAS CHANGED. DRAGGING PANTS ABOUT T FALL OFF , ACTING CRAZY”
jIMMIE
10. The closet Bieberite
“Look! I’m not a Justin Beiber fan nor is anyone I know personally. However, I somehow suspect that my daughter may be a ‘closet Beiberite’ because I caught her listening to several of his songs on her iPhone just the other day. Her rationale: He was doing a cool collaboration with Chris Brown. Yeah, right! lol”
TiAja Ellis
“A Very She & Him Christmas” by She & Him
11. “Who’s that girl…It’s Gross!”
“Something about her voice makes me vomit. Good thing this was a gift for my wife and she thankful doesn’t play it anymore on our long rides out to ikea.”
Krazy with a K
12. A depressing haiku
“Hoped for more
Was very disappointed
Acoustic mix doesn’t work
No wonder it was on the discount rack
Don’t buy.”
GNV-Reviewer
“Merry Christmas II You” by Mariah Carey
13. “O Holy Night = what a joke!”
“At the risk of rating an entire album just based on one song alone, I gotta say ….WHAT IS UP with track 10?!?! The version of “O Holy Night” included on this CD is one of the weirdest audio mysteries I’ve ever heard.”
DJ MichaelAngelo
14. “Great early Christmas Gift”
“I got this for my wife who really enjoys the film ‘love actually’ which has a very similar (possibly the same) version of ‘All I Want for Christmas’ she is also a big fan of Ms. Carey’s music. I earned points with this one.”
Tyrone
“Snowed In” by Hanson
15. The horror
“At first thought when you imagine being ‘snowed in’ with Hanson you may think this might be some sort of Halloween inspired horror movie soundtrack however it is actually their attempt at a CHRIST-MmmbopAS album. Their ability to ruin your holiday season is truly “unrivaled”. ”
Craig C Mcdaniell
“The Taylor Swift Holiday Collection” by Taylor Swift
16. HORRIBLE!
“XMas Album? Not on anyone’s life. Amazon doesn’t have live streaming on this and the ONLY way I purchased it was based on hundreds of 5* ratings! Ms. Swift should pull this Album OFF the market (and refund everyone that purchased it the money).”
Mel Champion
17. “Put me in the Christmas Mood!”
“Hard to believe Taylor was just 18 when she recorded this; the musician and the dinner are SO polished. Is 48 too old to be a ‘Swiftie’? I hope not because I definitely AM one!”
Jeff Garlick
18. “Christmas gift for a family member”
“I cannot really review anything I buy for someone else and never even lay eyes on. The best can say is that my family member loved it.”
Ginger Kowski
19. “Four Stars”
“Just right for all ages 6+”
Kristen Stoner
