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Republican Celebrities Who Aren’t Old White Men

We all know the stereotype about who a Republican is, but there are a surprising amount of conservative celebrities that aren’t old, white men who dress like their middle name is “Preppy” and their last name is “Pass the Misogyny, Please.”

In fact, there are 15 of them and I’m about to blow up their spot.

1. Jessica Simpson

If Jessica Simpson loves our troops half as much as she loves playing the unapologetically dumb Southern woman who doesn’t realize she’s wearing an American flag bikini where the stripes are going THE WRONG FRICKIN WAY, then yeah, now that we think about it, she’s about as Republican as it gets.

Like seriously, how did we miss that before?

2. Nick Lachey

We always thought Nick married Jessica Simpson because he just wanted to have sex with her, but maybe it was really because he was just so happy to have found a fellow famous Republican he could have plain vanilla sex with.

3. Cindy Crawford

To be fair, Cindy Crawford voted for Obama in 2008, but then she went and became a video girl for Mitt Romney, so you tell us where her political leanings lie. 

4. Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson considers Chris Christie a friend and was a special guest at the 2000 Republican National Convention which he thought was “an honor” and “fantastic.” At last, something more concrete to dislike about him than the fact that he’s the star of a show called “Ballers.”

5. Hilary Duff

The news that Hilary Duff is a registered Republican can probably be explained by the fact that she let the rain fall down and wash away her sanity.

6. Caitlyn Jenner

It’s kind of confusing that Caitlyn Jenner is a Republican, but then again it’s also confusing that she decided to spell her name with a “C” instead of a “K” so at least she’s being consistent with her brand.  

7. 50 Cent

50 Cent once defended George W. Bush in print, which is about as Republican as it gets.

8. Sarah Michelle Gellar

Sorry guys, Buffy is a registered Republican. Wonder if all those years she was pretending to stake vampires in the heart, she was pretending they were poor immigrants trying to steal innocent American jobs.

9. Freddie Prinze Jr.

And guess what? He’s not with her.

And by her we mean Hillary Clinton, and not his wife Sarah Michelle Gellar, who he’s most certainly still married to.

Sorry for the confusion.

10. Jenna Jameson

Whoever said former porn stars can’t grow up to be anything they want to be clearly didn’t know that Jenna Jameson grew up to be a proud, vocal Republican.

11. Melissa Joan Hart

Melissa Joan Hart has been a Republican ever since Sabrina became a teenage witch.

12. Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson is the cool kind of Republican who doesn’t mind telling people that she voted for Obama because “I have a lot of gay friends and I don’t think it’s fair they can’t get married.”

13. Britney Spears

Think about it: Britney Spears is a southern girl who didn’t want to have sex with her boyfriend for religious reasons. Of course she’s a Republican. Us heathen Democrats would never torture ourselves like that. 

14. Heidi Montag

In fact, it’s one of the few things that she and fellow celebrity Republican Lauren Conrad can agree on.

15. Lauren Conrad

Must have been something in that Laguna Beach water.


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