Beloved Stoner Zayn Malik Just Said Aliens Told Him to Quit 1D

Zayn Malik is everwhere these days.

He’s on the cover of Dazed, Paper, and Elle and he’s filling the pages of Glamour with too-good-to-be-real soundbites, like how he left One Direction because “an alien spoke to me in a dream.”

Which is really just a fancy way of reminding everybody that he smokes a lot of pot, you know, just in case you didn’t remember what he said in Complex earlier this year:

“I smoke sometimes when I’m writing. Sometimes it helps with the creative process, depending on the strain of weed.”

Or what he said on Instagram 7 weeks ago:

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Or you don’t remember when he was caught wearing a Bob Marley shirt, smoking a joint with his then-bandmate:

Now that we think about it, he and Miley Cyrus should really be friends seeing as she also likes to frequently remind people that she smokes pot.


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kickin it with barbs #crafternoon #acraftfriendisabestfriend #afrindwithbeadsisafriendindeed

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We think they’d be best buds.

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