Weekly Horoscopes: March 28 – April 3, 2016

Welcome to Galore horoscopes, where we’ll advise you on whether to expect drama, chill vibes, hot sex, or all of the above over the coming week.

Peep your sign’s seven-day forecast, starting Monday and ending the following Sunday, below. Pro tip: instead of your sun sign, make sure to read your rising sign as it’s far more accurate.


Make it happen Hugh Heffner style. This week witty Mercury will be conjunct rebellious Uranus plus conjunct your bright sun. All of these magical planets will be dancing in your 1st house of self and representation, an influence which is quite favorable for all forms of communication. Your mind is quicker than usual, so get in touch with people and go outside more. But be aware that you’ll have a hard time keeping things to yourself. Sometimes, however, that can be a good thing.

You may be working on an app or other technological advances, which can make you shine bright. Go and present your ideas to your boss! They be sure to love it. You might be more interested talking about yourself than others, so don’t overdo it! It’s been a busy and hectic time with the major Eclipses, which all happened in your 7th house and focused on your partnerships. Lesson teacher Saturn went retrograde last week in your 9th house of spirituality, higher education and long distance travel. You might be changing your views or reconsidering your direction, possibly even going back to school. Visualize what’s important to you and make it work.


Oh, when I get this feeling I need sexual healing. Your ruler and planet of love Venus will be conjunct Comet Chiron, known as the wounded healer. This energy will help any love, sex, or romance related matters to heal. With retrograde Saturn, the planet who tests us, in your 8th house of deep intimacy and shared money you’ll be rethinking themes surrounding intimacy, debts, and taxes. If you have a partner, you might be reevaluating your feelings.

Mental Mercury will be meeting up with genius Uranus in your 12th house of the unconscious and hidden treasures. Trust me, you will come up with the best ideas while spending time alone. You probably won’t want to share your ideas with anyone. It’s an excellent time to eliminate mental baggage of any old issues that may have come up. Your energy turns inward, which is often very beneficial. Don’t let others distract you from your inward search, okay? Everybody’s admiring your healthy glow right now. The Libra Eclipses in your 6th house of health and routines, that have been taking place for the past two years, have shaped a new way of living for you. Last week, the final one hit that sector of your chart. Now you can laugh about your old silly habits.


Your ruling planet of the mastermind, Mercury will be conjunct revolutionary Uranus in your 11th house of friendships and crew. Team up with ace players, because this week is all about merging ideas! Think BIG, take a risk, and the innovative juices will start flowing. Interact with others and post it all up on any platform because the positive feedback will help shape that diamond in the rough, and it might just go viral. 

This constellation is also having magical effects on your romantic household. The last Eclipse happened in your 5th house of true love, fun, games, and romance. Some crazy shit might have happened which inspired your creativity. Heavy Saturn goes retrograde in your 7th house of relationships and partners, making you stop to rethink more serious partnerships. If you’re single, you’ll probably prefer to keep it that way. Commitment? No way Jose! Maybe in a week or two feelings might change. It’s been a magical March for you Gemini.


Clever Mercury will be  conjunct  independent Uranus in your 10th house of career and achievements. With your brilliant mind, coupled with your emotional intelligence, you will focus on your career and reputation. Brit billionaire Richard Branson, who is a Cancer, has made it really far. Why not dig into his books and read a little about how he made it? The planets will help you to think about your goals, how to think about the bigger picture, and will help you figure out the small steps you’ll need to take in order to get there. Important conversations with bosses and parents would be a good idea now. This week’s quarter moon in your opposite sign Capricorn might make you emotional about daddy issues that resurfaced during the eclipse season. 

You might have updated your residential situation or completely changed your career over the last two years. This was thanks to the significant lunar Eclipses that took place in your 4th house of home and family opposite your Midheaven, which stands for career and reputation. You are over and done with it. You tend to feel lunar eclipses much more than your fellow signs, since you are Cancer and the sign Cancer is ruled by the Moon. The energy of strict Saturn in your 6th house of health and routine will make sure you eat a healthy diet. Since Saturn is retrograde, you will be much more patient and allow yourself to review your habits. Are they healthy or are you weakening your body?


Plan a getaway! Youthful Mercury conjunct wild Uranus makes you outspoken and maybe even ready to add a new language to your repertoire. These unexpected travels make you open to talk about your dreams and increase your interaction with people from different cultures. Enjoy! This beautiful planetary energy will make your mind expand, so try to manage a getaway to unexplored territories. The supreme Eclipse in your 3rd house has been terminated. You have come to terms and are comfortable with who you truly are deep down, so you’ll feel no need to impress anybody. People will naturally flock to you.

Karmic Saturn retrograding in your 5th house of true love, passion, and romance brings romantic karmic lessons to you, which help you build a real foundation for your creativity. This could hurt. Remember this time, a slow approach is key. All or nothing devotion or your need for your own space might become strong, since you may no longer feel fully understood by your romantic partner anymore. Saturn started retrograding last week and will be in your romantic sweet sector, bringing a little bitterness into the game. Endure! At the end, you will be more mature than ever before.


Love planet Venus is still in your 7th house of attracting others. You are sending out sweet vibes and are more charming than ever. If you’re out and about, I am sure you’ll be surrounded by admirers, all fighting for your attention. Last week’s crucial Eclipse in your 2nd house of finances concluded the way you spend money and how you handle your possessions. It’s been a long journey, but you’re now in full control. Your ruler, clever Mercury, will be meeting up with extreme Uranus in your 8th house of deep intimacies and sacred sexuality. You will value deep conversations so much right now. Also, you’ll be very good at researching. But don’t use this planetary energy for stalking, only for researching. Because you’re curious and curiosity is a good thing right? Like I said, you will have the power of Sherlock Holmes, ready to investigate anything.

Since you are really up for no small talk, make sure to hang out with your close pals, as you could simply die of boredom. If you’ll have something to say, it will be something important. Otherwise, why even bother? You will concern your mind with the very deep issues of life. You’ll be interested in what in what goes on underneath that empty surface. You’re willing to dig until you find out. Careful as with this planet combination in the skies, you’re likely to withdraw completely from any superficial activity. Saturn went retrograde in your 4th house of family and home. Saturn is the planet of tough love. Mr. Saturn brings back old issues that haven’t been completely solved, especially in retrograde motion. It ain’t over until it’s over.  


Good news for you Libra! No more sudden surprises, that shake up the ground beneath you. How are you supposed to find the balance you strive for, when there is an earthquake every few months? With last week’s final eclipse in your personal sign, the Mayhem has finally ended. You’ve been reborn and transformed. Going through trauma and hardships has to happen sometimes. We end up coming out stronger than ever. Relax. Refresh. Renew.

With golden trickster Mercury conjunct outspoken Uranus in your 7th house of relationships and other people, it would be a good time to have a relationship talk or bring in new rules into the relationship that can improve your home life. Libra, you are such a diplomat. If living together, you’ll be efficient making up a fair plan on who brings out the trash and who is supposed to be fulfilling certain house duties. Maybe you could create a weekly planner that is clever and fun — this way everybody feels they are equal. 

Practical Saturn turned Retrograde last week in your 3rd house of communication, siblings, and neighborhood. Gradual and silent, Saturn teaches many life lessons. You might make changes in the way you express yourself. Steady Saturn will help you become the best version of yourself through hard work. You are no longer satisfied with the way you communicate. I am so looking forward to your new ways.


Closure, Scorpio, closure. You feel very deeply, therefore it is really hard for you to let go of things. You have a poker face and nobody would ever think that fucked up shit is going on in those deep Scorpionic waters. You are excellent at playing it cool and pretending you don’t care, but instead, you sometimes push your troubles into your unconscious. Not solving them can be dangerous for your mental health in general and your beautiful soul. With the final full moon Libra Eclipse last week, which took place in your 12th house of the unconscious and what’s hidden, you are on your way out of hell. You resolved and closed off issues for good. Relief is on the way.

Active Co- ruler Mars is and will be spending some time in your 2nd house of income and finances. coupled with responsible Saturn, you’ll be focusing on money and possessions and will most likely build a master plan on how to multiply your net worth. Saturn in life teaches us that nothing comes for free. Work hard, Scorpio. Remember, Mars it the planet of action, and it’s fueling you right now. Pablo Picasso once said, “Action is the foundational key to all success.” Wise words from a wise man. In contrast, your mind will be focusing on new health methods, thanks to brainy Mercury conjunct innovative Uranus in your 6th house of health and routines. You will want to look for the newest health alternatives on the market.


The creative devil in you will be killing it, thanks to talkative Mercury meeting up with eccentric Uranus. Focus on those creative endeavors of yours. You’re a big flirt this week, and your mind will be extra sharp and quick. You’re a charmer, and you really know what to say in order to truly spice things up for you and whoever is lucky enough to gets close to your energy. Lots of new social contacts will be made and people might even hit you up online. Your good sense of humor sets no boundaries this weekend. If you’re up for hanging with some youngsters, why the hell not? Mingle! You’re all for anything fun right now!

You’re Sexy and you know it and will be in the perfect mood for April fools. With the Crazy Eclipse in your 11th house, you expanded your friend circle and ended annoying relationships that were dragging you down. Good times are upon you, even strict Saturn retrograding in your 1st house of self won’t restrict you. People will only know that you are dead serious about having the time of your life. Marvelous March ends on a perfect note.


Talkative Mercury will be meeting crazy Uranus, in your 4th house, which in Astrology is our emotional house of family and home. You will be much more emotional and will be making your decisions based on how you feel. Wow Capricorn, you can feel! Just kidding, but it’s good to spend time with the family or at home since they will spark new ideas for you. It is not really the best time for business talk and career moves as you could become offended easily since you feel over emotional this week. Plus, the quarter moon will be in your sign making you a little moody, if you aren’t already. The energy of the moon, though, will be very powerful in helping you obtain what you need. The moon in Capricorn increases your awareness of the need for structure, discipline, and organization.

With the powerful Eclipses taking place in your 10th house of career for the past two years, you’re really going up that mountain. Reaching the top seemed almost impossible, but I am proud that you didn’t give up. Remember, the view from the top is the most beautiful, my dear Capricorn. Baller Michael Jordan said: “I’ve failed over and over again in my life and that is why I succeeded.” Your ruling planet Saturn went retrograde end of last week. Saturn is currently in your 12th House of the unconscious and hidden. It’s time to release your guilt and fears. Find out what doesn’t serve or interest you and let it go. Enjoy the last few days of March madness.


Witty Mercury will be meeting with unpredictable Uranus in your 3rd house of communication, siblings, and neighborhood. Spring is here, and the power combo of Mercury and Uranus will put you into vacay mode. Your mind will be quicker than ever and you’ll be able to find the best getaway deals available online, since Mercury also rules technology. Are you ready for your mini vacation? The other good news is, that you could learn a new skill. This is an amazing time to learn something new as you will simply feel like chatting with someone for the entire day.

Last week’s Eclipse, le grand finale of a very interesting period that lasted almost over two years, took place in your 9th house of spirituality. You might have changed your beliefs or religious views. You might be more open about a certain religion or philosophy or you might have dropped all kinds of religions you were following. With controlling Saturn, going retrograde in your 11th house of friends and acquaintances, you are still analyzing who are your friends and who aren’t. You might not be as active as usual on social networks. Saturn will show you who is good for you. Don’t be disappointed if a friendship breaks off.


With brain planet Mercury conjunct universal Uranus in your 2nd house, which originally is the house of chill Taurus, you will take your time making decisions. The theme for you this week will be “slow down your approach,” dear Pisces. With your slow energy, you might annoy other people. Be sure to take your time and smell the flowers. It’s spring break for a reason. Experience your senses. It’s also a prime time to go through finances. Venus, goddess of love, is still in your 1st house of self and appearance until Monday – last chance to change your hair or look for a while.

The Eclipses hitting your 8th house of shared finances and intimacy transformed the way you approach sex and love. These past two years, you have learned so much about merging with a partner, for real! The times ahead are going to be less heavy. Wow Pisces, you’ll be able to swim in clearer waters now. With slow Saturn retrograding in your 10th house of career and reputation, you will throw yourself into hard work. Success is something you attract by the person you become. Saturn slows all the energies down, though. Saturn in retrograde even more so. Keep on going please.

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