F*ck Yes, The US Gymnastics Team Just Won Gold All-Around
These five tiny women are making me feel proud to be American.
They’re also making me want to cancel my evening plans of getting drunk and eating nachos to spend some quality time working on my core, but that’s another story.
Just minutes ago the US Women’s gymnastics team got off the floor in Rio, winning their second consecutive Olympic team gold medal.
And NBD or anything, but they totally kicked everybody else’s asses.
The U.S. wins its second consecutive Olympic team gold medal, third overall. 184.897 to Russia’s 176.688. China third.
— USA Gymnastics (@USAGym) August 9, 2016
Way to kill it, ladies.
If you need me, I’ll be drinking my way to a flabbier stomach at the tiki bar near my apartment.