F*ck Yes, The US Gymnastics Team Just Won Gold All-Around
These five tiny women are making me feel proud to be American.
Theyâ€™re also making me want to cancel my evening plans of getting drunk and eating nachos to spend some quality time working on my core, but thatâ€™s another story.
Just minutes ago the US Womenâ€™s gymnastics team got off the floor in Rio, winning their second consecutive Olympic team gold medal.
And NBD or anything, but they totally kicked everybody elseâ€™s asses.
The U.S. wins its second consecutive Olympic team gold medal, third overall. 184.897 to Russia’s 176.688. China third.
â€” USA Gymnastics (@USAGym) August 9, 2016
Way to kill it, ladies.
If you need me, I’ll be drinking my way to a flabbier stomachÂ at the tiki bar near my apartment.