FYI, Trump Didn’t Mention God in His Victory Speech
Itâ€™s true at the Oscars and itâ€™s true for the president, but giving god a shout out in your victory speeches is just something you do if you want to fit in.
Unless youâ€™re Donald Trump, and then youâ€™re like, â€œeh, fuck it.â€
According to Quartz, this morning Trump became the first president in 30 years to NOT end his victory speech by tipping his hat toÂ that big guy up in the sky.
Instead he ended things by sayingÂ thank you to everybody’s favorite gay conversion apologist. â€œThank you. Thank you, Mike Pence.â€
On a day when there hasnâ€™t been much good news to stomach, weâ€™re just gonna go ahead and remind ourselves that no matter how bad a Trump presidency looks now, it could have been worse.
It could have been Mike Pence.