Here’s a Throwback Pic to Help You Stop Finding Justin Bieber Hot
To anybody who’s confused, upset, or just in shock that they find Justin Bieber hot now, we have an incredibly simple solution.
All you need to do is look at this picture Justin posted roughly three and a half years ago, and we guarantee all your feelings of lust will instantly evaporate.
In the words of my editor, “OH MY GOD. OH MY GODDDDDDDD. NIGHTMARE.”
It’s hard to pinpoint exactly what makes this picture so jarring and unattractive.
Is it the fact that he looks like that he just finished up a high school performance of West Side Story?
Or is it the fact that this picture is weirdly confrontational and screams, “Look, this is me, concave,” which is one of the least sexual types of body language known to man?
And just in case that picture didn’t quite do the trick, here’s an equally unattractive photo of Justin Bieber, chilling in his overalls, that was taken a few weeks earlier.
A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on
You’re welcome, guys.
Enjoy you freedom from Bieber Fever.