Buy this thotty 4th of July gear so you can twerk for America
Wearing American flag gear is kind of a slippery slope these days.
After all, you don’t want people to think that your flag-printed thong one piece means that you support our president and all the batshit policies he’s been trying to enact.
Luckily, the fewer clothing items you wear, the more likely people will realize you’re thot-positive and don’t support the anti-women, anti-choice, anti-earth BS that our government is currently spewing. Here are some perf pieces for July 4th lewks.
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1. The classique
All American Gurl One Piece, $38
Buy one of these, and you’ll legit be set for every 4th of July party, Olympics party, and theme party for the rest of your life.
2. The modern thot
FIYOTE Women Deep V Neck American Flag Swimsuit, $10
This would be killer as a bodysuit to be worn off the beach, and is also fabulous for some thotty Baywatch-inspired patriotism.
3. This not totally corny swimsuit
4. Let your ta-tas be the stars
American Vintage Stars Halter Top, $58
America is great and all, but we should really be celebrating is the independence of your amazing titties! Also you can totally wear this to non-America themed events, which is a plus!
5. The patriotic spandex
Women’s Hot Shorts USA Flag, $28
Do not ask me why this product needs to be shown by a topless women suggestively pushing her boobs together with a big smile on her face, because I don’t have the answer. But, these are a great patriotic alternative to yoga shorts and/or spandex. Maybe you can wear them to the gym and that hot redneck dude who’s always benching will chat you up?
6. When you want to support America in as little clothing as possible
If the above American gear isn’t thotty enough, let me present the thottiest of all thot bikinis for the 4th. Yandy, you always pull through!
