Simone Biles Is A Pizza Girl Who Does More Than Instagram And Complain
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Simone Biles loves pizza.
In fact, she loves it about as much as that girl you used to be friends with until she became one of those pizza girls who can’t go more than a day without taking a picture of herself eating a slice.
We all know the kind of girl I’m talking about, right?
Simone Biles recently revealed that she eats pepperoni pizza after every single competition, win or lose. But hey, at least she does something more with her life than just take selfies and complain about how she doesn’t have a boyfriend because she’ll never find a man who can comfort her like a hot slice of cheese.
Because Simone Biles also wins gold medals.
Pizza girls, you could learn a thing or two from Simone.
Do better, please.
[H/T First We Feast]
