Scott Disick Tried to Cure His ‘Kardashian Kurse’ on KUWTK Last Night
Last night, perpetual fuckboy Scott Disick decided to come clean about the best-kept secret regarding the Kardashian clan.
Once you date them, you get cursed.
In last nightâ€™s episode of Keeping up With the Kardashians, Scott made Kendall visit a card reader with him to prove that he wasnâ€™t being a crazy psycho when he said he had a curse on him. It was a totally bonkers plotline, reminiscent of the time the galsÂ found a homeless man behind the Dash store and gave him a makeover.
In fact, as he explained to the card reader, it’s not just him who’s gotten cursed, but “anybody’s that’s dated a Kardashian…has gotten cursed.Â Thereâ€™s something going on in the water.â€
Since this is TV, the psychic whole-heartedly agreed with Scott, and told him that in order to get rid of the curse he needed to make a sacrificial offering with a rooster while dressed head-to-toe in white and then follow that ghastly slaughter with a calming herbal bath.
It’s unclear whether she was messing with him, or actually being serious.
Still, the perpetual fuckboy went ahead and bought a rooster anyway, who like any rational creatureÂ decided that after knowing Scott for a few hot seconds, it didn’t want anything to do with him.
Luckily for the rooster, thatâ€™s as far as this madness got a chance to go because once Kim and Kourtney found out about it, they shut that shit down fast.
â€œItâ€™s not real,â€ Kim, the good cop, told him. â€œIâ€™m offended!â€
â€œYou blame your actions on something else, somebody else,â€ bad cop Kourtney added. â€œYou just always have an excuse for everything.â€
To his credit, Scott eventually came to his senses, admitting, â€œYou know, I may have gotten a little caught up with this curse thing and maybe taken it a little too far.Â Maybe thereâ€™s not a curse, and maybe I should stop with the excuses.â€
What happened to the rooster is anybodyâ€™s guess, but letâ€™s just focus on the obvious positive here, okay?
Scott Disick is cursed and the Kardashians arenâ€™t going to let him do anything about it anytime soon.