Sometimes in the name of wellness, we all make the mistake of choosing to follow a diet that only a temporarily insane person would ever think was a good idea.
And why do we do this?
Because a celebrity whose body we envy told us it was a good idea. Or at least that it was an effective idea that they did one time and then never, ever again.
In fact, celebrities routinely follow insane diets in the name of losing that last couple of pounds before they have to squeeze themselves into a little black Gucci dress on the red carpet.
So in the holy name of random WTF quizzes, we invite you to find out which crazy celebrity diet would you be if you were a crazy celebrity diet and not a human.
LOLz
About The Author: Maria Pasquini
Maria Pasquini writes about celebrities and makes a lot of jokes. Hopefully you find some of them funny. Follow her on Instagram and Twitter.
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