People Are Contouring Their Legs Now

Contouring has changed a ton of girls’ lives. How so? Welp, the cheekbone-less now have cheekbones “on fleek.” But now that we’ve all realized we can change our faces entirely with an excessive amount of makeup, we’re bored. Or at least one makeup artist is.

I introduce you to @MakeupbyMeri, a makeup artist who decided to contour somebody’s legs on Instagram. In the tutorial below, Meri shows how to add calf definition while making your legs look slimmer using what seems to be a very strategic method of applying makeup. A method so strategic, I’d literally never try it.

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I’m going to go ahead and say this person’s legs look exactly the same, only a little more tan. I’m also going to say that unless you’re walking in the Victoria’s Secret runway show, this is completely unnecessary. It’s also unnecessary for the superhumanly-toned Victoria’s Secret models, but then again, those bitches get paid to look perfect. And unless you’re paying me for the amount of time it takes to meticulously contour my legs, I’m going to say, “HELL TO THE NO.”

This is weird and time consuming. Don’t do it. Excuse me while I go contour my ears.

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