Miley Just Gave a Lesson in How Not to Impress Someone Cooler Than You
You know how sometimes you find yourself in a situation where youâ€™re sort of forced to hang out with somebody that you think is way out of your coolness league?
Last night Miley Cyrus unwittingly gave a masterclass on how not to try and make yourself seem cool when she hung out with a random middle-aged man who just so happens to host a late night television show on NBC.
And no it wasnâ€™t Jimmy Fallon, it was the other guy. That guy whose name you donâ€™t know.
Over the course of the six minutes said lame-o was forced to hang out with Miley, he embarrassed himself in the following ways:
#1: he showed up with a septum piercing
#2: he asked her if she thought it was cool or not and when she said no he tried to rip it out
#3: he greeted her with the phrase, â€œhey, what up player, you ready to get lit?â€
#4: he dabbed
#5: he told her he had sex on the desk he tapes his show at and after she told him it was gross, revealed that it was actually a threesome
#6: he tried to pull off AF IRL
#6: he said he was in a gang
#7: he asked if she wanted to casually go shoplifting
#8: he tried to get her smoke weed with him, only it wasnâ€™t weed, it was oregano and he didnâ€™t smoke it, he ate it and then convinced himself he was having a really bad trip.
In his defense, this was technically a comedy sketch, but that doesnâ€™t mean we canâ€™t learn something from it.
When youâ€™re in a situation where youâ€™re hanging out with somebody whoâ€™s just too cool, the last thing you want to do is try too hard.
Just casually tell them you like their jacket, buy them a shot, and then promptly leave to go talk to your real friends.
Now whoâ€™s the one whoâ€™s too cool?