Miley Cyrus Has a Special Message For You About the New Moon Tonight
I don’t know about you, but I’ve been having a shitty week.
I got my period early, my head is throbbing, and I can’t seem to shake the groggy feeling that I typically associate with falling asleep on the subway after coming back from a long, drunk day at the beach and accidentally waking up in Harlem.
And to make matters worse, they’re holding an amateur voice recital underneath my window that can be best described as “pitchy,” “soulless” and “worse than that time I tried to sing Timber at karaoke after taking a bottle of champagne to the face.”
It may only be Tuesday, but I’m already over it.
This week, my life, the human voice as an instrument — you name it, and it’s dead to me.
Luckily for me, there is one shining ray of hope in my otherwise dismal future.
Miley Cyrus just reminded me there’s a new moon tonight.
And what’s more, she has a special message for all of us about how to make the most of it.
“Celebrate the bad ass #newmoon today by legging go of all the old heavy shit holding ya downnnnn and SMILE. do something that you love & thank the universe for giving that sacred thanggggg to uuuuu!!!!!!!”
Do you feel better already?
Because I feel better already.
From Miley’s fingertips to the universe’s ears.
New moon, I’m counting on you.
