Lindsay Lohan Not Actually Engaged, Must Have Been Her British Twin
News broke yesterday that Lindsay Lohan’s Russian boyfriend had popped the question over the weekend and the world rejoiced. But now, LiLo’s rep is denying it.
“The story is untrue and holds no merit,” herÂ rep, Hunter Frederick, who I’d imagine has a deep tan and screamed this into a Bluetooth at the gym, told People.
This is surprising because TMZ is normally right about this sort of thing. What “sources” steered them wrong on this matter of utmost importance? And what happens in a relationshipÂ between celebsÂ when someone’s friends go blabbing to TMZ about an engagement that doesn’t exist? Sounds so brutally awkward.
Well, I think we all know there’s only one possible explanation: evil British twin.